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  1. @inaglasshouse No cucumbery gin because I had tequila earlier this week. Am I kidding? Did an imposter take over Twitter? You decide.
  2. @inaglasshouse Houston's. Hickory burger. New year begins with promise.
  3. You should backup your tweets here: http://backupmytweets.com It's free! (please retweet)
  4. @inaglasshouse My life was lost before tweets of luggage. Thanks for moving me toward life perfection. #youreluckyihavenoiphonecamera
  5. @inaglasshouse Cannot type about the weather. Fingers too frozen. And just the usual venomous people at the office. ;-)
  6. @inaglasshouse Not impressed. Little sun, and I was rustlin' rattlers bigger than that by the time I was knee high on the lone star ranch.
  7. @inaglasshouse Thanks for the direct taunt. Meanwhile, I ponder how much rain could a rain cloud rain if a rain cloud could rain rain.
  8. @inaglasshouse I think that only counts as not drinking alone if the milk was in a shot glass.
  9. @channers3 If you camp out to read scripts, you can eat s'mores all day. Just sayin'!
  10. @inaglasshouse Peu de sympathie.
  11. @channers3 Working this weekend should be happy and tasty - pancakes and gumdrops make everything better! Send some ASAP, thx. ;-)
  12. RT @drdrew Every tweet that has #beatcancer today raises money for cancer research - they're going for world record today. Please RT!
  13. @channers3 If you don't have some gelato, I'm not sure if we can be friends anymore.
  14. @inaglasshouse That's one Liverpool count for Randy Newman and zero for The Beatles. I am disappointed.
  15. @HEMMUSIC Already repeating tweeted songs? Don't make me run through the back catalog for you. (You know I would.)
  16. @HEMMUSIC Gathering light around the reservoir.
  17. @HEMMUSIC Tuck a cloud up under my chin...
  18. @HEMMUSIC And we are not the same now Everything is wrong Waving as the train goes So long
  19. @HEMMUSIC Does this mean Dan will be singing the song? If so, I'm scared of what this world is coming to. #totallykiddingdan
  20. @inaglasshouse My commission check is on the way, I presume?