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  1. Got an AT&T signal. Greets from Jost van Dyke. Trip is just AWESOME. Feel free to pass on status to non-Facebook, non-Twitter folks. 3:17 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  2. Puerto Rican security - "come to line #2, fastest line in whole United States!" He was right. 5:20 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  3. Yes, I did finally get on a flight, thanks for everyone checking. 3:32 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  4. Which is worse? Spending my vacation in an American Airlines terminal? Or spending it in the same terminal now that I am sobered up?!?! 5:02 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  5. I'm taking suggestions for phrases stronger than "they are the Devil" when referring to American Airlines. 4:51 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  6. Did I day American Airlines was the devil? I was far too kind. 3:27 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  7. American Airlines is proof that Satan is real and active in the world today. And he wants us to be miserable. 1:31 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  8. If you can watch this, and not tear up, you're not human. http://bit.ly/4yLSCN 4:48 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  9. I don't care if it is Thursday afternoon. I'm on vacation, and getting my drink on. 11:33 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  10. @cnnbrk Why do you post just about every single tweet twice? If you screw it up the first time, just leave it. 8:46 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to cnnbrk
  11. OK, going on vacation on Friday. Need book suggestions. Anyone? 8:20 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  12. ALERT! We are now one Oklahoma State victory away from the PERFECT college football weekend! 3:13 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  13. TTU-Kan. This game would have been over an hour ago, if not for instant replay. 2:40 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  14. Woo Hoo! SMU WINS AGAIN! What is this? Hope for a bowl? Been so damn long I had forgotten what it felt like! 1:42 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  15. Silence during TTU-Kan. Just woke up my whole section (no kidding) with TOUCHDOWN MUSTANGS! 12:21 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  16. In order to improve protection of new QB Doege, Brandon Carter benched, fat little girlfriend to start against Kansas. 7:54 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  17. What the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi! (feel free to use that one Bobby) 6:11 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  18. I'm a little tired of hearing from Tim McCarver about he's smarter than the men in either dugout. 7:06 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  19. "Chan Ho Park" is Korean for "I freaking suck" 6:38 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  20. @gruber Mr. October 6:09 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie in reply to gruber