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  1. http://twitpic.com/gtle0 - 11:20 PM Sep 6th from TwitPic
  2. Don't know what it is about Wiggly Giggly ball, but it fundamentally chaps Maisie's hide. Never seen her so determined to disembowel a toy 9:28 PM Aug 19th from Tweetie
  3. While I'm brokenhearted to have missed the caller, I'm elated to see Forks, WA in my call log! ... Jacob? I'm here for you, baby! 8:47 PM Aug 19th from Tweetie
  4. No, wait, what I have is hyperparathyroid: muscle fatigue, polydipsia, & psych disturbances. Who knew! 4:56 PM Aug 19th from Tweetie
  5. Heck, a cough & a little ankle rash & I'd qualify at this point 4:04 PM Aug 19th from Tweetie
  6. Do fat embolisms really happen? Neuro dysfunction, respiratory insuffiency & petechiae? Sounds weird & I'm skeptical. 4:01 PM Aug 19th from Tweetie
  7. My day is always brightened by the nurses jamming 90's dance hits pre-op. Sets the surgeons' teeth on edge! 4:00 PM Aug 19th from Tweetie
  8. @paznavarro What?!? If they eff with you I will end them. I been in Oakland awhile now. 7:46 PM Aug 18th from Tweetie in reply to paznavarro
  9. Having overwhelming longing for puppy hugs! Left her asleep under the covers at 4:30 a.m. Mmmm toasty fuzziness. 5:14 PM Aug 18th from Tweetie
  10. Sitting in freezing OR studying between cases... At least no one pesters me here! 4:06 PM Aug 18th from Tweetie
  11. Why is it patients don't understand "no lifting more than 10 pounds" includes their children? Upsadaisy ... & POP go the abdominal sutures! 7:35 AM Aug 18th from Tweetie
  12. Me & 1 intern, who's been here 30 hrs & has PCRS (Post Call Retard Syndrome), are only 2 here for rounds with the attending. Major faux pas! 6:55 AM Aug 18th from Tweetie
  13. Good morning, O House of C. diff, MRSA, & Serratia. Only 3 more mornings will I darken your door 7:11 AM Aug 17th from Tweetie
  14. Me to doctor: you heard me say the patient is HIV+, right? Doctor: Oh, is he? Huh. I better wash my hands. Me: Yeah. Because that helps. 4:41 PM Aug 14th from Tweetie
  15. Inside-outed a gall bladder. Won't be wanting hot&sour soup for awhile 2:48 PM Aug 12th from Tweetie
  16. There's a little red wagon the pre-op kids get pulled around in. Has the picture of Curious George guzzling ether on the side - adorable. 3:04 PM Aug 10th from Tweetie
  17. I adore walking into a bistro when the owner asks me "when were you last here?!?" I should have been French, by rights 10:45 PM Aug 8th from Tweetie
  18. It's amazing how long it can take some patients to answer the question "Have you vomited?" 4:37 PM Aug 6th from Tweetie
  19. In on liver cancer operation, found unresectable. Surgeons get PO'd @ tissue they can't fix. Their care is in terms of problem solving. 12:29 PM Aug 5th from Tweetie
  20. Surgeon made the intern take the stairs b/c he was late to rounds. Bastard beat the elevators to the 9th floor, gotta hand it to him! 5:46 PM Aug 4th from Tweetie