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  1. Party at Pure. Not a fan of the mini-dance floor but the music is decent
  2. @mjakubik That is a very high hurdle for bacon to overcome, but if anything can do it, bacon can.
  3. @MelissaTweets @seanhackbarth I tend to think people who LIKE meatloaf are in the minority.
  4. @andylevy Its amazing she had time for pageants.
  5. @kevinbinversie Fact.
  6. @mjakubik Also they hate freedom. I'm just saying, but I think it could be true.
  7. @dtanton HERETIC.
  8. @seanhackbarth Um, because its disgusting. Its meat. In a loaf. Meat does not come in loaf form.
  9. @MelissaTweets I do find it fascinating that, no matter their political preference, everyone understands bacon is delicious.
  10. @MelissaTweets I am all over the map on this. I like Thai, hate meatloaf, like Velveeta, hate Brie, don't drink soda and bake from scratch.
  11. If Gavin Newsom may have lost his shot at being governor, but he's well on his way to his own VH1 reality show. http://is.gd/4UyPy
  12. Um...why is it raining? This is supposed to be a desert.
  13. @steveegg I'm a buffet lightweight. I don't understand the strategy. I'm just like OMG SHRIMP MUST EAT THEM NOW NOM NOM NOM.
  14. Somewhere in this town, there's a buffet with my name on it. I must heed its wishes.
  15. @Vanderleun I feel like the shorty shorts would be optional for Al Qaeda, though. Chafing in that desert air and all, you know.
  16. @ndgc12dx Perez Hilton also draws cartoon penises on people's faces with Microsoft Paint. If you look to him for guidance, you've got issues
  17. No, seriously. This dude couldn't have been more obvious if he had a sequined I Heart Al Qaeda tank top. http://is.gd/4TMV9
  18. RT @chelsealately I don't know if there really is a campaign to silence Carrie Prejean, but if not I would like to start one.
  19. http://twitpic.com/pa98o - Someone turned the First Pet into one of those annoying yappy toy dogs.
  20. @frankjm damn. I've never seen him. I feel sort of disappointed.