emptychampagne
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weekend now, please, kthnxbi.
about 2 hours ago
from web
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@ that kind of makes you my hero.
about 2 hours ago
from web
in reply to tokyofan
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RT @: NJ votes NO on gay marriage, leaving the institution safe and intact for wholesome folks like Snooki, JWOWW and Pauly D.
about 5 hours ago
from web
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@ screw gay sex on a platter. cum in a gravy boat. fine french limoges china gravy boat.
9:46 AM Jan 7th
from web
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@ find one in chicago. we can be sassy together. but dont think im running, id snap my Prada heel and twist my delicate ankle.
8:11 AM Jan 7th
from web
in reply to alkirchoff
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@ the broke gays of NYC are totally going to be rocking ripped H&M chic now.
8:05 AM Jan 7th
from web
in reply to DewittDaily
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@ did you see this?
6:37 AM Jan 7th
from web
in reply to tokyofan
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why does my god damn yogurt always squirt on me when i open it in the morning? it looks like i spunked myself. fail. i swallow bitches.
6:06 AM Jan 7th
from web
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@ fuck coffee, im switching to crack this morning.
6:01 AM Jan 7th
from web
in reply to DewittDaily
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@ you were having a vintage moment. just please dont start rocking leg warmers. but if you do, pics please.
6:34 AM Jan 6th
from web
in reply to DewittDaily
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the Phlebotomist must have thought my arm was a evil clown shaped balloon that had to be popped to save the world. OUCH BITCH MY ARM
6:30 AM Jan 6th
from web
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@ he makes me wetter than a third world country just decimated by a tsunami.
6:18 AM Jan 6th
from web
in reply to DewittDaily
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Yay visit with the tummy doctor. Le sigh. at Medical Group of Evanston
11:32 AM Jan 5th
from Loopt
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RT @: It's so cold outside that you don't even need Botox - your face freezes all on it's own! Brrrrrrr!
8:11 AM Jan 5th
from web
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@ wanna holla at a few of my bills?
8:45 AM Jan 4th
from web
in reply to jessicarutledge
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Mmmm buttery noodles at Noodles & Co
2:12 PM Jan 3rd
from Loopt
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at Northwestern Memorial
7:49 AM Dec 31st, 2009
from Loopt
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@ I'm from Canadian Indianola
7:17 AM Dec 31st, 2009
from Echofon
in reply to jstiers
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@ i dont bang old men in fancy hotel rooms and steal the bath products for some trick to use, ritz carltons are best, bulgari!
12:38 PM Dec 30th, 2009
from web
in reply to DewittDaily
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@ just hide the good soap. i hate it when tricks use my good bath products.
12:30 PM Dec 30th, 2009
from web
in reply to DewittDaily
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- Name michael w long
- Location Medical Group of Evanston
- Bio snarky drunk southerner working it in chitown
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