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  1. If you're going to complain about me to a supervisor, don't make stupid chronological errors in your lies. I didn't even work yesterday.
  2. Working for 9 hours straight on Black Friday was a trial. Staying up for 10 hours after that to hang out with friends was easy.
  3. The Black Friday Dry run went well enough. But I'm pretty sure my cashiers are not prepared.
  4. Why is it that the night I decide to stay up til 6am to read my parents want to talk to me at 8am, just after I've fallen asleep?
  5. @interpunkt I screamed and 2 supervisors & MOD ran over coz they though he'd hurt me. He did get kicked out coz he started yelling at them.
  6. @interpunkt I'd just walked in and the store and this guy grabbed me because he needed help. He scared me because I wasn't expecting it.
  7. Answer: Scream.
  8. Question: What do you do when an angry man grabs your arm at work and starts dragging you to the department in which they need assistance?
  9. @Airlight, PLEASE DON'T DIE! ; ;
  10. I think I sleep too much.
  11. RIP Adeline. You were a good tablet ; ;! I'm totally stealing my sister bamboo in about ten minutes.
  12. A B!!! THANK JESUS! And the Buddha too. God, that's was with one of the essays missing.
  13. @emoxic Is Dogmeat kill people for you?
  14. 4am to 2pm on Black Friday... I am filled with great fear. We'll see how long I actually end up staying...
  15. @Emoxic probably Dogmeat.
  16. I'm fairly certain that I in fact love coffee too goddamn much.
  17. I think I'm too OCD to be around sick children. Why is there snot on my desk ipod!?
  18. @emoxic You were dreaming about the amount of fillings in my teeth...
  19. I hate you Santa Monica. You shouldn't charge me $61 to part at my boyfriends so I can visit him at night. That's just mean.
  20. Getting asked to show proof that one is clean of STI's evokes complicated feelings. You make me feel complicated, Chris.