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  1. Oprah asked me to take over the show. I've got 18 months to mull it over. 5:12 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. @thepioneerwoman Say hi to Oprah for me! 3:32 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to thepioneerwoman
  3. le internet is seeming far too crowded and busy these days so I'm going to untweet this message 11:16 AM Nov 18th from web
  4. "Health care is a moral issue." -Ted Kennedy 6:29 AM Nov 8th from web
  5. come up to the lab and see what's on the slab 10:26 AM Oct 29th from web
  6. balloon boy humour: http://bit.ly/3qOjrF 6:42 PM Oct 16th from web
  7. First frost. 6:27 AM Oct 14th from web
  8. ♫ ♫ ♫ 12:45 PM Oct 11th from web
  9. or this: 6:32 AM Oct 6th from web
  10. I have laryngitis. Which makes my tweets look like this: [ ] 6:31 AM Oct 6th from web
  11. I like to think this is rock bottom and TLC can sink no lower than My Baby Monkey http://tinyurl.com/kt3ybv 6:04 PM Oct 4th from web
  12. @SherriEShepherd I think if you and Lenny are both cellibate and you hang out together, it cancels itself out. 8-O 6:12 AM Oct 4th from web in reply to SherriEShepherd
  13. @thepioneerwoman ...as long as you don't say NO when you mean YES! ;-D 6:11 AM Oct 4th from web in reply to thepioneerwoman
  14. @ThatKevinSmith Hulu is a U.S. only service. :-( 6:22 AM Oct 3rd from web in reply to ThatKevinSmith
  15. "you can't separate the issues of climate change and poverty.They are inextricably linked." Hugh Jackman http://www.imdb.com/news/ni... 5:49 PM Sep 22nd from web
  16. @knittlebits @Cocoxochitl Thanks for your kind words, tweeples! 10:49 AM Sep 21st from web in reply to knittlebits
  17. Clinton on Daily Show: In Canada we spend 10% of income for universal health care. In US, you pay 16.5% leaving millions without coverage. 5:09 PM Sep 20th from web
  18. @torontogardens (2/2) ...I was monkeying with you: trying to use the word 'proud' to get the song playing in your head again. :=D 12:04 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to torontogardens
  19. @torontogardens (1/2) RT "Coal Miner's Daughter is a good song and a great movie, I just want the next track to start!" Yes, I know... 12:04 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to torontogardens
  20. @torontogardens I would be proud to have that in my head. ;=D 7:17 AM Sep 20th from web in reply to torontogardens
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