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@pca2 I too have seen this done before. The first person to sell a bike seat/carrier designed for your dogs comfort and safety will be rich.10:40 AM Jul 10thfrom Tumblrin reply to pca2
@ericesun Making some assumptions here, but accepting the polite invitations of coworkers once can indeed lead to regular expectations.3:20 PM Jul 3rdfrom webin reply to ericesun
Final Friday off from work BTW. Good news for the company. Good news for my bank account. Bad news for fun three day weekends.8:42 AM Jul 3rdfrom web
Juicing with Melanie! Juice! Juice! I'm Juicing my problems away into deliciousness! JUICE! JUICE!!! MOTHERFUCKING JUICE!!!!!8:40 AM Jul 3rdfrom web
@ohryankelley he enchants the bird with a spell, the rarely used Winter-Be-Gone Spell. He is eager to have the story return to its tracks8:28 AM Jul 3rdfrom web
@boston_nerd "gathering up all the tortoises, lizards and lesser beasts I could find into my waistband" Yes. Animal Pants.8:13 AM Jul 2ndfrom web