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emperorwebrunnr

  1. @alex_navarro ZIPCEPTION
  2. Idea: Ashton Kutcher tricks people into giving away their bank passwords: Cyberpunk'd.
  3. @ryanqnorth OR: If not, the shit will be EXTREMELY SILLY
  4. @ryanqnorth Also keep in mind he's known for experiements that didn't work.
  5. @ryanqnorth He did say "IF my calculations are correct.." .. he also seemed REALLY surprised and excited that it worked.
  6. @taswell @HighLearn Obviously you're meant to stick it in a big tub of dipping sauce and then use it as a big straw.
  7. @ryanqnorth Regarding Doc, I just found this: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
  8. havin' a crummy mornin', doot doo doot
  9. @ryanqnorth Really? I'm a habitual hibitionist.
  10. @ryanqnorth Perhaps I was never truly treme to begin with...
  11. @emperorwebrunnr @ryanqnorth (True story, I meant to say "skateboard" and was thinking "skateboard" but my fingers typed "motorcycle")
  12. @ryanqnorth If I'm a madman and then I become a mobster am I a made man madman? If I got a motorcycle could I be a rad made madman, man?
  13. @ryanqnorth If you quit making a resume half way through and start again, is that a resume resume?
  14. I fought with your father in the Storage Wars...
  15. I am drinking a beer right now, at work, paid for by the company. Because we made a kids game. What a weird monday.
  16. @taswell as apposed to 2patcher who raps about Nintendo's business problems.
  17. I've noticed quite a few visits that seem to be new readers in my analytics.. let me know what you think of it!
  18. @ryanqnorth I like meat sandwiches AND I live in Toronto. More like.. TOO GOOD.
  19. @redditgifts - Uh, wow, that's a pretty threatening mail considering my guy shipped over a week late...