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  1. @iamdanw really? my favorite part of Veronica Mars was when she snarked at people. never paid much attention to the mysteries.
  2. screw leftover turkey. Black Friday requires sushi.
  3. @CaptSolo congrats man!
  4. accused of being a Marxist for suggesting politics is a distraction from solutions. said Nietzschean. was wrong. Germans all sound the same
  5. think I talked a bunch of middle-aged arabs over dinner into going to Burning Man. highly amusing especially b/c I haven't been in 3 years.
  6. spotted: green tesla on san mateo bridge.
  7. @cyantist do you like your stuffing crispy or gooey? I'm betting crispy.
  8. no calzones in Milan this year. 1st traditional Thanksgiving in years: loooong day with superextended family. Happy Thanksgiving all! #fb
  9. @declan you buy your kids beer for Thanksgiving? You're such a good dad!
  10. @acoolong an 80s hair band rock ballad? \m/
  11. @mhat that's what flash games were invented for ;)
  12. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use the term "free-range turducken" only if the turkey has eaten both the duck and the chicken.
  13. .@cannibal remember that thing we talked about building a few years ago? somebody made and commercialized it: http://wakemate.com #wakemate
  14. On the 1st anniversary of his death, HM's brain will be sliced up for histological review by neuroscientists at UCSD. http://j.mp/7jdEa5 #fb
  15. ~7 emergency vehicles just drove by, horns blaring, right in the middle of the "Endless Love" duet on last week's Glee http://j.mp/1e8573
  16. latest round of ATT/Yahoo hijinks broke one of my inboxes. haven't been able to get mail in ~2 weeks.
  17. @brynn @adora we've known for years that backchannels behind speakers lead to this kind of behavior. why did #w2e organizers do it?
  18. @nomatophobic my gramma always said, "if your marriage can survive a 100 yr coma, it can survive anything."
  19. @nomatophobic what'd be the point if you couldn't dress as Maleficent or Jafar?
  20. best reddit thread ever! Dinosaur Comics guy speaks! http://j.mp/4t79Ku