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  1. RT @moontweet: Just over 2.5 hours to go. Winner number 6 coming soon. http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit
  2. ZOMG the JONAS BROTHER IS getting married. Who care?
  3. http://twitpic.com/xwhc - ZOMG, attack of the giant hair! I thought it was 2008?
  4. Dear Hulu, Why do you rock so hard, yet suck so much between the hours of 6pm and 1am? You buffer tease. Scale that bullship up yo.
  5. Just tried skimming through David Allen's "Getting Things Done". I can't finish it. I stink.
  6. Oh wait maybe they are Russian? Or Alaskan?
  7. Old German women scare the crap out of me. They sound so scary. Can't stop listening. It is like beautiful music, yet German and cranky.
  8. Still going to need to wear my Thanksgiving pants today. Will need to for the next few days as gravy flows through my veins.
  9. Operation Repo is officially the worse show on cable television. I'd rather drag my face across pavement.
  10. There is a creepy cat woman next to me at Barnes and Noble with stacks of herbal books. Methinks she is a witch. She just said cha-ching ☠
  11. I could fry an egg on this laptop. Or a hamsteak. Either would be delish.
  12. Today while at Walmart I had to venture past many surly employees/ghouls in order to buy fish food. Aside from leaving cash, I left my soul.
  13. McCain shoulda said, "It's not about how many houses, it's about "homes", 'merica is my home." (turns to kiss baby head and thumbs up to JC)
  14. For one hot minute I was praying there was bigfoot road kill inside the rubber bigfoot costume. All hope lost. http://tinyurl.com/5t6fxv
  15. Daddy needs a haircut otherwise small woodland creatures will start burrowing into his frothy mane.
  16. I am having trouble understanding the "What is the baby using?" meme. 25 seems reasonable: Why not 26.2. Cheruiyot would agree
  17. Seinfeld News Flash: Comedian gets paid, Microsoft continues to bore. http://tinyurl.com/554jve Excellent job H.P. on your attempt.
  18. @hotdogsladies Also you must learn how to digest scorpion, frog, and very bad haircuts.
  19. Intel CTO predicts man and machine will merge and make sexy babies. Ok, not babies, just servo awesomeness!1!!! http://tinyurl.com/6ote49
  20. Since when is BMX an Olympic Sport? This is deliciously awesome! Time to petition the IOC for creative shrugging. Why? I dunno.