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  1. After repeated LOTR viewings, I can now recognize a few Elvish words, including "welcome," "thank you" & "you have no self-respect, do you?" about 1 hour ago from web
  2. Taco Night is an odd affair in my house. The brothers eat cheese, hamburger meat & ketchup in tortillas. The rest of us look away in shame. about 4 hours ago from TinyTwitter
  3. Mom: I bought guacamole. Me: !!! First taste...terrible. Further inspection... Guacamole "flavored" dip. MEXICAN FOOD NIGHT FAIL. about 4 hours ago from TinyTwitter
  4. "Wow, everyone in Christmas-Town is a dick." -My little brother when watching Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer for the first time. about 5 hours ago from TinyTwitter
  5. Watching Ghost and screaming at Demi about her terrible little-boy haircut, as @yodelmachine -ally. about 11 hours ago from TinyTwitter
  6. Call me a geek if you want, but it doesn't feel like Christmas until we watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy. ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL. 1:55 PM Dec 20th from TinyTwitter
  7. WHY WOULD YOU CAST MILEY CYRUS IN A MOVIE. WAS THERE NO ONE WHO HAD MORE TALENT THAN A GNAT? ACTUALLY, CAST THE FUCKING GNAT INSTEAD. 7:51 PM Dec 19th from TinyTwitter
  8. Shopping this weekend is like playing leapfrog with a unicorn, except extra stabby and no "OMG UNICORN!" 12:45 PM Dec 19th from TinyTwitter
  9. Dammit guys, now I'm hungry. 2:22 PM Dec 18th from web
  10. The question of every She-Ra animator is "How much of the episode can we waste by using premade transformation sequences?" The answer: All. 10:55 AM Dec 18th from web
  11. @atsirhc You're the only stylist whose opinion I trust - thoughts on red highlights in my curls? Or even if they're possible in the black? 7:56 PM Dec 17th from web
  12. "Either an alien just burst out of your chest, or the phone connection is worse than I thought." 7:43 PM Dec 16th from web
  13. GUACAMOLE UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. 5:40 PM Dec 16th from TinyTwitter
  14. Distinguishing myself from the chicks only at the gym to pick up men by proudly displaying my unshaven legs. ...Fellas? 12:34 PM Dec 16th from web
  15. Found a pine needle in my bra. Either the Christmas tree has been getting too close in my sleep, or I REALLY need to talk to my esthetician. 9:06 AM Dec 16th from web
  16. Can we just agree that if you are old enough to be my dad, your 16 year old daughter is not allowed to pick out your jeans at The Buckle? 5:18 PM Dec 14th from TinyTwitter
  17. Ma'am, I'm wearing a sweatshirt and jeans. Do I LOOK like a Nordstrom employee?? 2:26 PM Dec 14th from TinyTwitter
  18. I'm cold and was cuddled under a blanket but my hands were trapped inside! TRAPPED I SAY! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT MY SNUGGIE AT SCHOOL. 8:40 PM Dec 13th from web
  19. My parents rented Secretary. I can't decide which scenario is more awkward: 1) They know what it's about. 2) They're about to find out. 7:57 PM Dec 13th from web
  20. Rewatching Independence Day reminds me why I like living in the Midwest. It may be quiet, but at least I won't die in a fiery alien attack. 6:04 PM Dec 13th from TinyTwitter