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emmychristmas

  1. "Reading books about science & smart stuff." The fact that Kelly Rowland could only think of one intelligent subject is worrying. about 11 hours ago via web
  2. Sat listening to Ghetto Gospel without any pants on. Am I breaking any religious/2 Pac based rules? It kind of feels like I am. about 11 hours ago via web
  3. @Mrbadluck123 I love you. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to Mrbadluck123
  4. I'm getting a taxi to halls instead of the bus because I'm wearing a nice dress and I don't want to get poor people breath on it. about 11 hours ago via web
  5. Read. cult73.blogspot.co.uk about 11 hours ago via web
  6. The shop has stopped selling Oranjeboom. What now, huh? WHAT NOW WORLD?! about 14 hours ago via web
  7. Does anybody actually know what Groupon is and when the fuck I signed up to it? about 14 hours ago via web
  8. I want @fucktyler to follow me so I can message him pictures of my tits with his face drawn on them. Is that really too much to ask? 4:22 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @JimmyDonemelons I chased my brother with my mum's dildo once when I was younger. I didn't know what it was but I could sense his fear. 4:17 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmyDonemelons
  10. Did @justinbieber tickets go on sale? Did I miss it? Are you fucking kidding me? Great. Now I have to wait even longer to get all up on that 4:05 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @gemfatale Happy birthday for tomorrow! You're going to have the best timeeeee, I'm so jealous. x 3:52 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gemfatale
  12. ITS MY SUMMER BALL TOMORROW& @AlexanderShreee IS MAKING ME A SILK CORSAGE&MY BOYFRIEND IS BUYING ME A BAG OF COCAINE. I feel like a princess 3:48 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I've watched so much Alan Partridge today. It's been perfect. It's been beautiful. It's an extender. 3:05 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I tried day one of the 30 Day Shred and now I'm dying. cult73.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/30-day… 11:19 AM Jun 3rd via web
  15. @JonHornbuckle No, don't be silly, as if LSBU would bother with that. We've just got Ministry hired out for the night, LSBU ball goers only. 8:45 AM Jun 3rd via web in reply to JonHornbuckle
  16. Have you ever screamed "I'm sorry" during an orgasm? No? Well you've obviously never head butted your boyfriend during a finger bang then. 4:33 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. EXCITING NEWZ coming up soon. It's not actually very exciting but it's interesting. Sort of. It's a little bit interesting in a boring way. 3:41 PM Jun 2nd via web
  18. It's good to know what kind of vibes I'm giving off... instagr.am/p/LYRVoDlp_j/ 10:05 AM Jun 2nd via Instagram
  19. If you can quote Goo Goo Dolls lyrics in casual conversation you can be my friend. Well done @That_Drunk_Guy, you just made the cut. 10:04 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone