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- Every time they're off-screen, I imagine Topanga doing dirty, dirty things to Mr. Feeney's mustache.
Boy Meets a Therapist Twice a Week Now4:43 PM Jun 25th from Birdhouse
- Do advertising regulations apply to personal ads? Like, if I claim I provide the #1 Doctor Recommended Boning, would that be illegal?10:54 AM Jun 24th from Birdhouse
- If I had a nickel for every time I found a nickel, I'd have INFINITE NICKELS OH NOOOO.2:57 PM Jun 23rd from Birdhouse
- Hooray dentist! My mouth is loaded up with enough novocaine to kill lesser species.3:28 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- Hey, baby, let's forget this brainstorming session and start a buttstorming session.
Yup, still got it.6:19 PM Jun 18th from Birdhouse
- Hey ASSHOLE. I was going to park there. Yeah. Guess I'll... Guess I'll go park SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Sure showed that dick.5:13 PM Jun 17th from Birdhouse
- Failed Slogan No. 327: "It's like a hula hoop for your wrists!"1:34 PM Jun 17th from Tweetie
- Okay, bestiality question.
If you were into (as in INTO) chickens, would you still enjoy eating chicken breast?3:11 PM Jun 12th from Tweetie
- Spokane is 2 hours away from where Sasquatch is held, yet its paper did not cover the festival. Instead it covered the arrests there. Ugh.3:55 PM May 26th from Tweetie
- Yesterday I was at Sasquatch listening to Animal Collective while eating Oreos. America's Favorite Cookie and America's Favorite WhatTheFuc—5:54 PM May 24th from Tweetie
- Bitches ain't shit but Oreo Ohs and Trix.7:01 PM May 22nd from Tweetie
- That man had the distinct appearance of a person wondering whether the reason he was sitting alone was his smelling faintly of cauliflower.7:28 AM May 22nd from Birdhouse
- Just smooshed a gnat on the top of my trackpad accidentally. Now there are gnat innards all over my trackpad. This is why the outdoors suck.4:25 PM May 21st from Tweetie
- Some people have hair that makes a statement. Others have hair that states how conformist statements are.3:47 PM May 21st from Birdhouse
- This shameless tweet would make way more sense if I had more followers, but you can vote for my toots on Threadless. http://bit.ly/nKXk05:52 PM May 20th from Tweetie
- So sorry Twitshirt, but it appears Threadless has got you beat. Terms of service are more reasonable, shirts are better.3:16 PM May 19th from Tweetie
- I do kind of envy that tiny-headed man for the sense of accomplishment he must feel every time he finds a hat that fits.3:27 PM May 18th from Tweetie
- Hey, vegetarians, could you please get off your high horse?
Because I'd really like to eat it.3:10 PM May 14th from Tweetie
- Tonight on All Things Considered, commentator Dick Kerass talks about how he sees no purpose in the new technology called the "phone."3:04 PM May 12th from Tweetie
- “Well, Steve, you put this end here to your ear and this end here to your mouth”
“But, Doug, this end doesn't make it to my mouth.”7:03 AM May 12th from Tweetie
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- Name Emmet
- Location Eastern Washington (the state)
- Bio Recommends Windows Vista Ultimate
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