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bacon baguettes rule.
@lergik it's wasabi curry day on a thursday, though @wonkenstein cheated and had one yesterday - tssk!
@salks damn straight!
@mrming it's pretty simple to prepare, and you can add cheese on top if you're feeling adventurous!
planning = NOT returning to find your tea will have to be rice with bacos on top.
the trolls which live under bridges are made of gore-tex.
tired of winter - I'd like summer back again now please.
Dogs are better than cats because nobody has made a robot cat.
about to enter the strange and unsettling world of no internet! happy Christmas everyone :-)
Christmas presents are looking at me - I want to open one!
@wonkenstein I'll headbutt him for you if you like, just to be sure. Get well soon :-)
@wonkenstein I've headbutted Paul! you feeling icky now too?
anyone who gives me a cold is going to get headbutted. you have been warned!
seen 5 people with eBay plastic carrier bags in the last 24 hours. Why would eBay have carrier bags?
on the back of a lilt bottle there's a number to call if you need information. doesn't say what kind of information, only that it's free.
wondering if I'm the only person online who has never bought anything from eBay.
darts commentary = one 'dad' joke after another.
now it's December, is there a rule about when to put up Christmas decorations?
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