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It would be awesome if the TV show M.A.S.H was about a guy who drove a ferrari, lived in a shack and married Becky Ochs from 5th grade
7:22 PM May 30th
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I'm sorry people are unemployed, but the headline "RIM Job Cuts Could Reach 6000" is accidentally hilarious.
11:58 AM May 30th
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"Flavor Flav" is one of those phrases where if you keep repeating it, it loses all meaning. Wait no, actually just say it once.
12:48 AM May 30th
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this Everly Brothers cover is just so lovely and surprising (thx @)
2:46 PM May 29th
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Once I ordered apples off of the home shopping network true story
9:39 PM May 28th
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SYLVESTER STALLONE LOOKS LIKE A MESSY PILE OF COLD CUTS
9:55 PM May 28th
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THANK GOD RICHARD NIXON INVENTED THE TRANSFORMERS OR WE WOULD BE SPEAKING FRENCH
10:41 PM May 28th
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David Guetta has been our dentist for many years
2:45 PM May 26th
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To veterans and those enlisted, thank you for your devotion and protection. Also most of you can run like 6 minute miles, that is nuts.
1:09 PM May 28th
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"Hey Beth, I'm whackin it right now." -T.D. to a Patagonia sales rep on a school computer.
11:12 PM May 26th
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For a long time I thought it was called a Self Phone because it only belonged to you. Ha ha ha
7:44 AM May 25th
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"Rafe, what's wrong?" "I'm trying to add 4 to 6 and it's not working out." "You mean 10?"
1:47 AM May 26th
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"I am the master of putting a chopstick in a teacup!" @
1:42 AM May 26th
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Uh oh girls, guys now know when we say "I just need to know if we're seeing each other so I can plan my day." is a total lie! We're toast!
8:39 PM May 25th
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The cobra snake dood weirds me out, why does he hang out with 14 year old bitches?
11:29 PM May 25th
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I just drank some water .... fuck yeah!!!!!!
9:46 PM May 25th
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Am I the only one who checks their shoes for spiders before putting them on? I only do it if I haven't worn them in 6+ months. Am I crazy?
9:23 PM May 22nd
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Theremiah has returned from his flight to New York City, clutching my midnight bagel. I smear it with mud. I am sated.
9:04 PM May 22nd
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Am I crushing you?
4:59 PM May 22nd
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Small pack of antidepressants in jeans when jeans went through laundry. Jeans are still blue but they can COPE with that now, you know?
5:13 PM May 22nd
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- Name Clurdy W.A. Churnce
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio Bluegrass/glasses/sing songs/ snackage
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