emmastory
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I secretly love bad copy
28 minutes ago
via Instagram
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I want a septum piercing, but given that I rarely go three weeks without getting a cold, it doesn't seem like the best choice.
about 4 hours ago
via web
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Does anyone know where online I can get all the benefits and rewards without having to do any work or spend any money? Asking for a friend.
about 7 hours ago
via Tweetbot for iOS
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@ I have not yet grown up myself! You should just move to NYC.
about 9 hours ago
via web
in reply to cybersenshi
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My calendar for the next month is all lady dates, burlesque, theater, dance, and my Nashville trip. Life is good.
about 9 hours ago
via web
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@ My new doctor is super nice at least, so if there's anyone I trust with my pee, it's him.
about 9 hours ago
via web
in reply to cybersenshi
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I really prefer to start the week by peeing in a cup and getting stuck full of needles, so today has been great so far.
about 10 hours ago
via web
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We are already at this point of the evening
6:19 PM Jun 2nd
via Instagram
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This is still happening @ The Burlunker
5:13 PM Jun 2nd
via Instagram
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How is it possible that I have never seen Red Dawn before today?
12:05 PM Jun 2nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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I'm at The McKittrick Hotel / Sleep No More (New York, NY) w/ 2 others
3:00 PM Jun 1st
via foursquare
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Bee sting pizza with @ @ Roberta's
12:19 PM Jun 1st
via Instagram
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It is absolutely essential that you watch this video immediately.
10:49 AM Jun 1st
via web
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@ The clear solution is to grind up one of your cigarettes and snort it.
6:03 AM Jun 1st
via web
in reply to scottlarson
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@ UGH
1:36 PM May 31st
via web
in reply to tracy_eff
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I seriously don't understand what goes through a recruiter's head when they see "NO PHONE CALLS" on LinkedIn and then call me anyway.
12:59 PM May 31st
via web
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Someone gave my cell phone number to a tech recruiter. When I find out who it was, your life will be unending pain.
12:31 PM May 31st
via web
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I am now pretty reliably stumped when presented with a reCAPTCHA. I can only conclude that during the past 5 years, I became a robot.
12:07 PM May 31st
via web
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Yes, my jam today is Robyn. I ain't ashamed. ♫
7:30 AM May 31st
via This Is My Jam
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@ My grammar actually gets better the more whiskey I consume!
8:43 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to rstevens
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- Name Emma Story
- Location New York City
- Web http://caoine.org/
- Bio I like to say things & eat stuff. I help run protofans.net.
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