emmapants
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(carving pumpkins) "I don't like pumpkin guts."
7:12 AM Oct 29th
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Where do sneezes come from?
7:11 AM Oct 29th
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Mommy, how do I roll up my blanket into a taco?
7:42 PM Jul 22nd
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When I grow up I want to be an astronaut and Tinker Belll
1:22 PM Jun 21st
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Me-"I want to watch the upside down show." Dad-"What's the upside down show?" Me-"Its the show with the boys and they have nice hair."
5:34 PM May 29th
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"Daddy, I drew a picture of you. This is your ponytail hair, these are your eyes, and and and... you have two heads."
5:38 PM Apr 27th
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Me - "Is that orange juice?" Dad - "Yes. It's delicious orange juice." Me - "I think that orange juice tastes like stripes."
7:00 AM Apr 24th
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Me - "The ground is definately gonna turn to gobbly goop" Dad - "Emma are you a little crazy?" Me - "Yes"
4:55 PM Apr 23rd
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First thing I said today - "At least I'm going to be a cow for the rest of my life."
5:35 AM Apr 23rd
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Mom - "Do you want to be an astronaut when you grow up?" Me - "No... I think maybe... I want to be Dora when I grow up."
8:03 PM Apr 16th
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"At the restaurant you're (dad) gonna have sausage & cheese, you're (mommy) gonna have cheese & milk and I'm gonna have chicken & rice."
4:33 PM Apr 6th
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About Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson, "He's so funny, and maybe awesome!"
7:10 AM Apr 4th
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"I went pee pee on the potty and now I'm gonna pick out a cupcake to eat and then have a Scooby Doo yogurt for desert."
8:43 AM Apr 2nd
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"In the morning, I'm gonna wake up, and brush my teeth and go outside and play with chalk. And I don't want to wear any pants."
9:13 PM Mar 31st
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Sis (watching Care Bears) - "I wish I could ride a rainbow." Me - "But you don't have a belly badge!"
2:02 PM Mar 30th
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Me - "I'm Mad!!" Dad - "Why Emma?" Me - "Beacuse! I'M NOT INVISIBLE!"
1:58 PM Mar 30th
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