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  1. For the man you has everything! Bread slippers...supply your own toe cheese. only 20 Euros! http://tinyurl.com/yabe3ol
  2. @oyebilly yeah harmonicas are rubbish they're always full of saliva aren't they ! yuck
  3. #ff @manbound @oyebilly @misssym @sextoyfun @smutpeddler
  4. Day 4 of nanowrimo and I've hit a wall and suddenly find cleaning very exciting. you too? start again tomorrow #nanowrimo
  5. amazing site tells you when in movies there is a boring bit so you can go for a pee http://www.runpee.com
  6. I'm one up on stephen fry no one's ever called me boring...they have called me rude, obnoxious and lazy tho #stephenfry
  7. @misssym ...what about getting one of those dog shock collars? http://bit.ly/vj7fy
  8. @kittieskrafts.. have you ever done glassblowing? do you recommend it? http://www.corradetti.com/m...
  9. Yes, it's me as a trannie Marilyn Monroe! Eat your heart out Candy Darling http://tinyurl.com/y9d7bn4 #halloween
  10. RT @Bookwalter MY FRIDAY BLOG: BLOOD ON BREASTS: http://tinyurl.com/ydopove
  11. Reading 'First Draft in 30 Days' by Karen Wiesner - it is awesome!! #nanowrimo
  12. @moobs what r u going to be for halloween? I am in white dress as M Monroe in Seven year itch
  13. @misssym ....what is your url at nanowrimo.org i need you as a writing buddy. Let's do it!
  14. I am trembling with anticipation. As a www.NaNoWriMo.org virgin I bust my cherry on Sunday writing as EmmaKaufmann. Join me!! #nanowrimo
  15. what halloween costume r u wearing? I will be M Monroe in white dress in Seven Year Itch. Unfortunately have cheap synthetic wig #halloween
  16. is it wrong to eat a cheddar cheese avocado mayonaise sandwich....good fat right lol????
  17. @misssym...Wow to the costume.. I bet if you went out on the street you'd be mobbed by prince fanatics or jehovahs witnesses (prince is one)
  18. Let David Hasselhoff solve your problems. Access his brain on new iphone app http://tinyurl.com/ygkeumt #davidhasselhoff
  19. Does chaos fuel creativity? http://tinyurl.com/yknzw6k
  20. Padma Lakshmi preggers and won't name the daddy? my money's on Fabio or Stefan. #topchef