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  1. Has anyone seen the film Bruno and is it better than Borat??? #bruno
  2. mother arriving today ...I have broken out in red spots on my face ....STRESS anyone?
  3. after wedding reception wife beds another man, husband kills man OMG http://bit.ly/Ljy1G
  4. Man cannot locate three years of his past. Phenomenal book: Sam Taylor's The Amnesiac #books
  5. @misssym ....bummer about cancelling your trip and hope things resolve themselves for the better xx
  6. Sausage (5) quote: Did Michael Jackson die because he died his face white?
  7. Hurrah! Hands free sex...woke up today having a spontaneous orgasm. Does that happen to you much? #orgasms
  8. my 6 year old has red sunburnt rings around eyes looks like a red panda
  9. @misssym ...green slime lol...never been caravanning, it was enough to stay on a small yacht once where the cabin stank of roquefort & feet
  10. Confessions of a Cake Addict to be published in English and Spanish!! http://www.confessionsofaca...
  11. husband leaves for one week business trip on sunday ...panic...laying in emergency supplies of library books
  12. Buenos Aires is fab http://bit.ly/lf5j
  13. came back from hols to find none of the fish dead..old lady next door had fed them daily and talked to them bless her cotton socks
  14. Where's The Rub? The benefits of masturbation http://bit.ly/gnNiy
  15. Farewell Buenos Aires ... you showed me that some people eat cow´s intestines...I´m afraid they remain for me an acquired taste #buenosaires
  16. Black Lung in Buenos Aires http://bit.ly/kJg1u #buenosaires, #argentina
  17. hypocrites 5 mins ago everyone was saying MJ was a paedophile whack job now he´s a saint... I never thought he was a paedo #michaeljackson
  18. living the bohemian lifestyle in buenos aires went painting in an artist´s atelier ...think of me as Picasso who´s muse is cake
  19. @misssym ...they´re going soft ...would you bloody believe there´s a smoking ban in restaurants here. the world´s gone mad
  20. the children are enjoying a whole range of Argentinian cuisine ...from argentinian chicken nugget to frozen french fries. philistines