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Has anyone seen the film Bruno and is it better than Borat??? #bruno8:21 AM Jul 11th from web
mother arriving today ...I have broken out in red spots on my face ....STRESS anyone?7:38 AM Jul 11th from web
after wedding reception wife beds another man, husband kills man OMG http://bit.ly/Ljy1G7:18 AM Jul 11th from web
Man cannot locate three years of his past. Phenomenal book: Sam Taylor's The Amnesiac #books9:41 AM Jul 10th from web
@misssym ....bummer about cancelling your trip and hope things resolve themselves for the better xx8:57 AM Jul 10th from web
Sausage (5) quote: Did Michael Jackson die because he died his face white?9:58 AM Jul 9th from web
Hurrah! Hands free sex...woke up today having a spontaneous orgasm. Does that happen to you much? #orgasms9:28 AM Jul 9th from web
my 6 year old has red sunburnt rings around eyes looks like a red panda11:23 AM Jul 7th from web
@misssym ...green slime lol...never been caravanning, it was enough to stay on a small yacht once where the cabin stank of roquefort & feet11:08 AM Jul 7th from web
Confessions of a Cake Addict to be published in English and Spanish!! http://www.confessionsofaca...10:48 AM Jul 7th from web
husband leaves for one week business trip on sunday ...panic...laying in emergency supplies of library books11:54 AM Jul 3rd from web
Buenos Aires is fab http://bit.ly/lf5j11:02 AM Jul 3rd from web
came back from hols to find none of the fish dead..old lady next door had fed them daily and talked to them bless her cotton socks8:36 AM Jul 3rd from web
Where's The Rub? The benefits of masturbation http://bit.ly/gnNiy8:51 AM Jul 2nd from web
Farewell Buenos Aires ... you showed me that some people eat cow´s intestines...I´m afraid they remain for me an acquired taste #buenosaires5:50 AM Jun 30th from web
Black Lung in Buenos Aires http://bit.ly/kJg1u #buenosaires, #argentina5:54 AM Jun 29th from web
hypocrites 5 mins ago everyone was saying MJ was a paedophile whack job now he´s a saint... I never thought he was a paedo #michaeljackson5:40 AM Jun 27th from web
living the bohemian lifestyle in buenos aires went painting in an artist´s atelier ...think of me as Picasso who´s muse is cake5:06 AM Jun 26th from web
@misssym ...they´re going soft ...would you bloody believe there´s a smoking ban in restaurants here. the world´s gone mad5:04 AM Jun 26th from web
the children are enjoying a whole range of Argentinian cuisine ...from argentinian chicken nugget to frozen french fries. philistines5:22 AM Jun 25th from web

Name emmakaufmann
Location Baltimore
Web http://www.mommyh...
Bio Displaced Londoner now living in the States with my two little girlies and long suffering husband. Mum's an Austrian, dad's a Brit, which makes me an Austrish.