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  1. @Misssym...in the end just drank what I had in house which was large G and T and managed to write 4000 words of utter genius! ;) #nanowrimo
  2. Bad Sex Awards I'm backing Phillip Roth http://www.guardian.co.uk/b...
  3. @isobelakenhead..intriguing about orpah who do you think she's carpet munching with? #oprah
  4. @mutleydog..even tho I was born in 1971 the spam fritter was very much part of rancid school dinners in the 70s
  5. @misssym ....have hit a wall but I think the key here is to reach for the stars or the drambuie #nanowrimo
  6. Oprah's show finished - good. Was I the only one to think it was a saccharine psychobabble pile of horseshit? #oprah
  7. @bishtraining...I don't disapprove of sex work i just think it is dangerous and a last resort for people with bad judgment
  8. desperation stations...have only 50 cents on me and need a large slab of belgian chocolate for my pms ...send to my address #chocolate
  9. @brookemagnanti...brilliant pastiche of well, brooke magnanti...made my day
  10. @bishtraining...can a prostitute enjoy the work? no, most are assaulted http://tinyurl.com/yjyr26k
  11. I am Belle de Jour http://tinyurl.com/yfn3ose #belledejour
  12. @bishtraining...I think it is too stressful unless you are doing it in legalized environment netherlands, australia etc
  13. @jford36...i'd think if your career dream was sex for money maybe become rich man's mistress? lol
  14. @bishtraining...from reading her blog i and many thought she gave the impression she was enjoying the work...as if!!
  15. @moobs ...they have to say that in case some people try and smash windows to access trains!! lol
  16. @jford36...i know egghead can be escort just i don't buy the oh being a whore is so much fun stuff #belledejour
  17. @bishtraining...I just mean she should say yes i was a proz but the rest was fiction about sex loving whore
  18. belle de jour is egghead! reckon she should apologize for her sensationalised account of whoring http://tinyurl.com/yl9qwxj #belledejour
  19. @misssym....pinch me is it real????????
  20. I saw people abusing the universal laws of karaoke...time to call the UN http://tinyurl.com/yftb389