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predicts that this time next year obamamania will be over and the collective obamorgasm will have gasped its last gasp |
is getting ready to go out and party like its 1999!! |
I support any guy's right to write 'happy birthday adolf hitler' on his kid's cake. http://tinyurl.com/3ulgwp |
@nudememphis
maybe they put up pictures of their crushed nuts |
trying to go on a diet...hubby said he'd give me $200 if I lost ten pounds....hmm....can I do it???? |
trying to get excited about Christmas |
battling with gym rage. I haul my lard arse down the gym and the effing instructor doesn't turn up for the step class. I'm havin a donut. |
I am not ashamed to say I am addicted to the show Top Chef and want one of the Eurotwins to win! |
@girlonetrack....oh yeah....I would love to come to your Tea Camp in Spring 2009...let's make tea the new sex |
just spent three hours making marmalade.....yum yum |
Really fighting a craving to have a jelly donut |
made a carsaleswoman smile...she said mine was only the second Honda Fit she'd sold today as car sales are down the shitter |
Desperately looking through the house for where husband has hidden the left over halloween candy |
my 7 year old daughter just informed me: "Mom, did you know that Obamas the first native american president in the White House." |
I have just had acrylic nails done - it is a nightmare trying to type with them or to open a soda can! |
spent the weekend being tortured by three kids and now I crave...sleep and a packet of chocolate digestives |
now that gwynnie is comforting Madonna should I phone up Guy Ritchie and offer to give him a back or front rub ? |
cutting a witch face into a pumpkin, just cut hand...gory...have I been too ambitious with my design??? |
hey palin - dressing a monkey up as obama isn't funny...have you no integrity? http://tiny.cc/iTNPZ |
bought 46 gallon fish tank saturday ... plus six fish....two fish now dead...the kids just laughed at the dead fish. wierd |
