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emmajew

  1. Booked flights for two months in Trinidad. Shitting myself.
  2. Given the last few days, I should probably be gagged as soon as I start drinking. Oops.
  3. @jimbodutts No, I'm deadly serious and totally obsessed with it. It won't get out of my head so my solution is to listen to it always.
  4. If I hear Call Me Maybe more than twice in a club, my night out is automatically a success.
  5. My fringe still has not recovered from the last time I tried to cut it. Definitely need to stop being cheap and pay someone to sort it out.
  6. Absolute mare of a road trip. Might vom all over my friends. #birthdaysizedhangover yfrog.com/oc5rxetwj
  7. cheestpop is not a thing.
  8. Eating a piece of cold pizza that I found in the kitchen. Nearly cried at my card from the QM. #happybirthday #fridaysarecheestpop
  9. in govan, @KDollyB harassing the toothless wonder of a barman. Embarrassment. #subcrawl
  10. Subcrawl updates: smart as fuck has not been a roaring success. Leaving tennent's. Only tweeting about this because of kerr #peerpressure
  11. @KDollyB aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh are you here?!?!
  12. @SLOWCLUBREBECCA iglu & hartly?
  13. My entire day so far has been nothing but first world problems.
  14. Today's xkcd has a kerning joke in it. I love life.
  15. @rachelbrassey Why would you tweet at me to ask me to send you a message so that you can send me post? You are perverse. I'll DM you now...
  16. @KitsuneOkay It was at 3.33 am which is pleasing. I am a horrible drunk tweeter, I'm not in a position to judge you.
  17. @KitsuneOkay I... don't get it? Do you mean when you come back to uni after having been away a long time?
  18. Cheesy on Friday is shaping up to be the best night of my life.
  19. TROP BOURRÉ