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emm_tothe_b

Hey man, stop singing everything you're doing and just cash me out. I'm extremely uncomfortable and you're a terrible singer. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Caseymaeeee I just said the same thing to my sister as we're drinking on her porch. 3:07 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Caseymaeeee
kellyoxford Watching Wizard of Oz. Judy Garland is yelling, "Auntie Em! I'm scared Auntie Em!" but all I hear is Liza Minnelli yelling "Buster!" 1:07 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by emm_tothe_b and 698 others
Saw what to expect when you're expecting. Cried. Feel free to put me out of my misery. 2:46 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Hot mess express. @ Sidebar instagr.am/p/LE18ccsqW_/ 9:01 PM May 25th via Instagram
There is one asshole girl dancing and a midget at the bar. This is a love/hate situation for me. 8:32 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
How is hertle a real place? 8:23 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@egobooster1 So i have some sad news. I didn't baby trap anybody. Next time? 6:22 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to egobooster1
Just caught myself singing don't be tardy for the party while I was cleaning. Shit. 5:01 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@egobooster1 I'm gonna tweet the shit outta you. 5:50 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
I guess my first mistake was making eye contact. Let me drink my coffee in peace. #isatatanothertableforareason. 5:02 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@Caseymaeeee @m2thedris make it gin and I'm in. My house. Christmas day. I'll provide the cigarettes. 9:32 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to m2thedris
@Caseymaeeee @m2thedris if we're being honest here, they're not alone. 9:11 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Caseymaeeee
JennyJohnsonHi5 Guys who drive those Fast And Furious looking cars still live at home with their parents. 11:29 AM May 22nd via Echofon Retweeted by emm_tothe_b and 575 others
Full disclosure: I have a kesha pandora station thats not just "for working out" as I like to tell people. 9:19 PM May 21st via Mobile Web
There may have been times I've looked white trashier in public but I can't think of any of them. 5:08 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
I know it's nice out but Harry potters on and I'm hungover. 10:45 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
That's enough, Pitbull. 2:08 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
@pig_chime haha come on. That's pretty funny. 2:07 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pig_chime
When I see someone with a bunch of stuffed animals in their car I wouldn't mind so much if the apocalypse happened. 1:00 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone