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  1. "Dont hate me because I'm knowledge." 4:43 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  2. Primadonnas http://yfrog.com/1e7ocj 2:34 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  3. @ashleyonashlan Last night, while you were sleeping, I came in your room and kicked you repeatedly with steel toe boots. Ask Danielle. 10:54 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to ashleyonashlan
  4. @ashleyonashlan You got a Nemo! 9:25 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to ashleyonashlan
  5. Extra Jay-Z ticket languishing. Too bad I don't have any friends... 7:41 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  6. News flash: It's hard to parent an inquisitive 3 year old with no voice. 1:21 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  7. ABDB: Aaaand We’re Back: LA Clippers 92, LA Lakers 99 (1-0) It always feels a little weird to me wh.. http://bit.ly/Tjuwa 10:41 PM Oct 27th from twitterfeed
  8. Mari needed me last night so I didn't get to see Kweli, Jean Grae, or Fashawn. File under "Only for My Daughter." 5:51 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  9. Mari's birthday cake http://yfrog.com/0l6zokj 2:58 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  10. Fucking A-Rod. Can't he go back to sissy-swiping the ball out of first basemen's arms? 9:22 PM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  11. Mari gives the fair a thumbs up http://yfrog.com/5rhijyj 2:44 PM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  12. So little happens in baseball that they make up all these useless statistics to try to keep your interest. Truly an American art form. 8:28 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  13. In the past five days I have been exposed to the H1N1 virus and pneumonia. Now I'm feeling something in my throat. Yippee. 4:56 PM Oct 7th from Tweetie
  14. ABDB: La Liga Talk: Modest Improvement For Madrid: Game summary and analysis of the 2-0 victory away to Vi.. http://bit.ly/RirOK 8:20 PM Sep 25th from twitterfeed
  15. Why is it harder to buy an album legally online than it is to find that shit for free before its release date? 8:29 PM Sep 22nd from web
  16. ABDB: La Liga Talk: Another Impressive Scoreline Conceals Real’s Frailties: Recap and analysis of Real Madr.. http://bit.ly/jRnvr 9:12 PM Sep 21st from twitterfeed
  17. Fudge, why must you be so delicious? 9:16 PM Sep 17th from Tweetie
  18. Vagina Coast Guard! 9:55 PM Sep 15th from Tweetie
  19. ABDB: La Liga Talk: Que Mal Que Marca El Madrid: Okay, new post format here. I just started writing for La .. http://bit.ly/4wKjst 12:19 AM Sep 14th from twitterfeed
  20. ABDB: Serena Breaks the Fuck Down: Wow. I can honestly say I’ve never seen this one before. After ge.. http://bit.ly/30TvFu 12:16 AM Sep 13th from twitterfeed