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  1. Ok, must say goodbye to the internets for a bit. Catch ya'll on the flip side, jive kitties.
  2. Ah yes, the creepiest vintage ads of all time. Nightmare fuel! http://tinyurl.com/lcpqm4
  3. @txnewsprincess Yes. Which sux!
  4. Nifty: the Flag of Equal Marriage: http://makeitequal.org/
  5. I can say with total accuracy that the vacuum cleaners at the car wash do not suck enough. Wussy things, my car is still dirty!
  6. Tonight, I must do laundry, pack and clean house. And get car cleaned on the way home too. Sleep? Bah.
  7. How can an update make LotusNotes worse? By making me give my password every time I open a doc! #lotusnotessucksass
  8. RT@Unnecesarean "Pit to Distress" OBs purposefully overusing pitocin to force a c/sec. Abominable: http://tinyurl.com/n9dcfp
  9. Why NPR says BMI measurements are a load of crap, mathematically speaking: http://tinyurl.com/pl2932 Interesting.
  10. Wait, these Judas Priest lyrics are hilarious: "The air's electric, sparking power." What?
  11. Guitarist has extremely extensive metal collection; including Hungarian and Swedish death metal.
  12. Good practice w/ guitarist, but she's not ready for guitar part on "Back in Black." But Judas Priest "Livin' After Midnight" is ON.
  13. Dear coworker, you made my day suck, and after telling us about your wild weekend, don't expect us to believe "sick" instead of "hungover."
  14. I would whine about my finger-blister, but there's no crying in rock and roll. Play through the pain!
  15. That last tweet was like a bad fortune cookie; add "in bed" to the end!
  16. Many possible good things on horizon; of course, imminent doom is also possible. But always a pleasure to feel any optimism whatsoever.
  17. @texasjeffry Matt untangled it for me. Dude was overcomplicating things. He got most of it right though.
  18. Aggh, bass blister. Damn you AC/DC! Oh wait, you're already damned. Never mind.
  19. Would you like to see what happens when you mix crazy+Bible+Prattville, Alabama? Beware the Sex Pit: http://tinyurl.com/qdd38v
  20. Online bass tab, you are incomplete! I think. Will have to call in Matt to help me sort this out. Bah.