emilyvolman
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@ You should frame this tweet and give it to her for Christmas.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to FatherWizard
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@ Ooh lala! Are you drunk for rehearsal then?
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to pksfrk
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Dear Dads, can you NOT make your little kids hold your stupid signs at televised football games? Get your wife's boobs to. Shees.
about 3 hours ago
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I wish I like frozen mocha lattes because those people on the McDonald's commercials look so happy despite their problems.
about 3 hours ago
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@ I leave Dec 16 & there 'til just before Xmas. I can't wait! You?
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to thejfog
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@ Tell us how it is! We've been wanting to go there!
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to pksfrk
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@ Nope, fam was here. But I am going to MA in a few weeks!
about 4 hours ago
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Oooh, I hope this is the UK version, too! RT @: I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of This Oven
about 7 hours ago
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@ hehe, thanks!
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to FatherWizard
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Win Ben Stein's Marrow
about 8 hours ago
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The Flesheater Feud
about 8 hours ago
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@ That would be too clever for THESE people...
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to BigBlue53
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Oh, I've missed you, Family Feud... - ?: Something you have to replace after an earthquake? // Color-coordinated brother's answer: Shower
about 9 hours ago
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@ You put him up to it, didn't you...? (Hope your T-gives rocked. I assume you did the annual?)
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to thejfog
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Has Dan been secretly video'ing my life? RT @: New Urban Blah! GPS BS:
about 11 hours ago
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@ Buwahwahwah...my plan to make everyone in Paris as fat as Americans is wooooorking!!! :-)
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to ParisHeather
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@ If co-stars Corbin Bernsen, Barry Van Dyke & Stephanie Zimbalist, my mom's gonna be PRETTY excited for its release.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to mattbelknap
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@ He's going to start. That was my way of making it official.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to blakewylie
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I would like to pubic-ly welcome my improv partner @ to the Twitterverse!! You should follow him...he puts the F U in funny.
7:35 PM Nov 29th
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Ahhh, my life is my own again. I can get back to my curmudgeon ways. Just in time, too, as Dexter is gravel-whispering my name...
6:30 PM Nov 29th
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- Name Emily Volman
- Location mostly Nashville
- Web http://www.emilyv...
- Bio improviser, make-up wearer, comedy writer, grammarian, Improv Nashville co-founderian
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