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emilyvolman

  1. Hotel shuttle guy took me to the mall because he “thought” that’s where I wanted to go. Interesting, I “thought” he liked to pay for penis. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. I traveled all the way to Eastern Standard Time just to wish @Caissie a happy birthday!! #babybaby about 12 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. Syntax lessons brought to you by a CNN reporter: “Prince William has been talking to Katie Couric about having children.” about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. Let’s be honest. This would’ve been a best seller if they’d gone with “Limbits”. twitter.com/emilyvolman/st… about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. I have the biggest blister on my toe! …but, man, are my guitar skills improving. about 24 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. @SeanEMarshall Only the most famous skirt hook scandal of all time! 6:54 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SeanEMarshall
  7. Take the @LWYPodcast challenge: “Can you hate your mom as much as @joshgrimmer hates his?” Ep 14! http://lwypodcast.con & iTunes/Stitcher 6:44 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. If you love charming/nutty/hot chicks, it’s time for the new @LWYPodcast cuz @jennyandteets is all that & more! lwypodcast.com 6:40 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. Please bow your heads & have a Memorial moment of silence for approximately 28 minutes of hilarity. And soldiers. Thank you. 9:40 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. The only skill the wait staff at Macaroni Grill has mastered is writing their name upside down. 3:00 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. Yesterday I went to the matinee Glen Miller Orchestra concert. Today I'm seeing the matinee of Marigold Hotel. Tomorrow I'm dying of old age 8:19 AM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. Dear friends who got married tonight, I'm sorry I was watching the NBA Eastern Conf game on my phone during your vows&kiss&toast&dance&cake& 8:56 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. @heliumcell @caissie Can I get a parlor? I've always wanted one of those. 8:48 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Caissie
  14. @Caissie WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! It got there so fast! Luckily, Justin will protect you from God. 8:47 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Caissie
  15. @karinagw Probably not. Don't travel with him very often. But let me know of you want tix! 8:42 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to karinagw
  16. @mocoddle Being a rock star is WAY overrated. (Being married to one is portrayed accurately.) 8:50 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mocoddle
  17. Clearly NONE of you know how annoying fez tassels can be when you're playing basketball!!!!! 8:24 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. A tv basketball commentator described a player as "S.O.F.T". Which apparently meant soft. Not "sick of fez tassels" like I'd assumed. 8:10 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  19. Also in a fascinating @LWYPodcast segment (coming out next wk) is @JoshGrimmer...who works for a big Hollywood theater that can't be named. 11:50 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  • Name Emily Volman
  • Location Nashville, Los Angeles
  • Web http://emilyvolma...
  • Bio writer of comedy, hoster of Laughing With You, contributor of Witstream, owner of Improv Nashville, grouser of caboodles
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