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New commercial says "Fabrice" instead of "Febreeze". Wasn't Fabrice a R&B singer in the 90s?
Man, I got Elroy a catnip strawberry for Christmas and I wish I loved anything as much as he loves that strawberry.
@citywendy - Thanks! It is silly but I am still totally sad about my mitten. Guess I will just have to go back to Scotland soon.
On the plus side I lost 5lbs this week.
Coworker thought I lost my kitten not MITTEN so she was telling me how sorry she was. On the plus side Elroy is not dead. Still sad though.
I lost one of my mittens today. I got them in 2003, in Scotland. I am so sad about this.
I have more Twitter followers and facebook friends than people I actually, you know, see or talk to in real life.
Dear Lord you could not pay me enough to watch Howie Do It. Please America just stop.
@CityWendy I hate January, February, March and April all pretty much equally. But yeah January sucks a lot.
2009 is wearing me out.
My mints report they are "a cool minty experience!" Why does everything have to be an EXPERIENCE?! & should you decribe mints as MINTY? .
Enter my little contest. Win free stuff.http://tinyurl.com/7gzoon
I think I got some kind of brain damage from falling so hard this morning. My head is killing me.
Man. The Countdown to Bush's Last Day reports there are 15 days left as of today. That fucking me makes so so happy I even may cry a little.
Fell on my ass on the ice this morning. So that was fun!
Cool the dryer is broken and I have a load of wet clothes the washer.
Elroy keeps licking my toes. Did he not read my personal ad because I am not a fan of that.
I feel so barfish today. Is this related to Weight Watchers because if so I am not impressed.
Is it possible to have a pizza hangover?
Went to my BFs, played Rock Band, ate pizza. Now I have carpal tunnel from sucking it up on guitar and may barf from too much food. Ehhh
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