New commercial says "Fabrice" instead of "Febreeze". Wasn't Fabrice a R&B singer in the 90s? about 5 hours ago from web |
Man, I got Elroy a catnip strawberry for Christmas and I wish I loved anything as much as he loves that strawberry. about 5 hours ago from web |
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Coworker thought I lost my kitten not MITTEN so she was telling me how sorry she was. On the plus side Elroy is not dead. Still sad though. about 16 hours ago from web |
I lost one of my mittens today. I got them in 2003, in Scotland. I am so sad about this. about 18 hours ago from web |
I have more Twitter followers and facebook friends than people I actually, you know, see or talk to in real life. 6:20 AM Jan 7th from web |
Dear Lord you could not pay me enough to watch Howie Do It. Please America just stop. 6:24 PM Jan 6th from web |
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My mints report they are "a cool minty experience!" Why does everything have to be an EXPERIENCE?! & should you decribe mints as MINTY? . 10:30 AM Jan 6th from web |
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I think I got some kind of brain damage from falling so hard this morning. My head is killing me. 10:39 AM Jan 5th from web |
Man. The Countdown to Bush's Last Day reports there are 15 days left as of today. That fucking me makes so so happy I even may cry a little. 8:32 AM Jan 5th from web |
Fell on my ass on the ice this morning. So that was fun! 5:47 AM Jan 5th from web |
Cool the dryer is broken and I have a load of wet clothes the washer. 1:36 PM Jan 4th from web |
Elroy keeps licking my toes. Did he not read my personal ad because I am not a fan of that. 12:39 PM Jan 4th from web |
I feel so barfish today. Is this related to Weight Watchers because if so I am not impressed. 11:34 AM Jan 4th from web |
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Went to my BFs, played Rock Band, ate pizza. Now I have carpal tunnel from sucking it up on guitar and may barf from too much food. Ehhh 7:55 PM Jan 3rd from web |