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  1. Best score today: wool sweater and brown dress pants for $12. TOTAL. (And yes, they were for me.)
  2. I have wrapped the Christmas presents. #accomplishment
  3. Finally watched the Muppets' "Bohemian Rhapsody." GENIUS.
  4. You know what's fun? Listening to a prof say "homoscedasticity" over and over when he cannot actually pronounce "homoscedasticity."
  5. Corn chowder for Thanksgiving lunch. YUM
  6. @billba We use an iPhone app for that. Somehow the people all end up with Hitler mustaches.
  7. Listening to the infernal chaos that is an extended family breakfast. #grateful
  8. Oh, extended family. I love you. I'm glad you're here. BUT SHUT UP WHEN #GLEE IS ON!
  9. Okay, are these deaf jokes funny or squirm-inducing? Can't decide. #glee
  10. So what is up with all these voiceovers tonight? Hmm. #glee
  11. @billba I dunno whash yer talkin abow [hic]
  12. Boss's kindly closing of office two hours early has sapped my motivation entirely. BLT at lunch probably didn't help either.
  13. Definition of the day: "monteith: a large silver punch bowl with a scalloped rim" #glee
  14. Quiet day at office = perfect day to get caught up on everything. Also, perfect day to do jack squat. WHICH WILL IT BE?? #ohthesuspense
  15. @billba It must be my fabulous wardrobe and all that extra pa-pow in my shirts.
  16. Is it possible I have a handle on everything? Wait, no -- I've jinxed it!
  17. Cannot successfully type the name "Leonard," which is a problem when working on a book about Bernstein.
  18. Shania! Shania! The otter's on fire! The score goes higher, thanks to Shania! (Pls tell me someone else remembers this cartoon.)
  19. Listening to 90s station on Comcast and husband is line-dancing to "Achy-Breaky Heart." SEND HELP.
  20. The Wrath of Munch: it is 40 degrees out and I will not let her wear flip-flops outside. ("I DON'T LIKE THAT COMMENT, MOMMY!")