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Listen lady can we not talk about the college degree that i don't care about that i'm not using?
Garlic in the house.
Off to huntin camp. Yeah baby!
Oy. Hearing jingle bell rock for the first time since last year. Tis the season.
Southbound. The billboards for south of the border are better slash worse than i remembered.
*swoon*
Gilberts game: Hipster or schooner bum? You decide.
Just had one do those omg did he call? Stomach flops. But it was my mom.
I'm not sure why, but i'm always a target for married men. Blah blah. I see your ring and it sure ain't a turn on. "So, do you have kids?"
It's awesome to meet a friend for coffee and see her dad in the next booth. Small town love!
In a place where the idea of what is creative differ.
Hoping my bangs disguise me tonight..
Waiting for the bus, about to go south. Realized that i haven't packed socks.
Just asked the waitress for a shot of sanity. Without lime.
and that's gonna leave a bruise.
I've been doing this shit for ten years. Literally.
ching ching a chingaling ling.
I should have known. I know better. Way better.
Schools out. Kids are lurking. And i love it. Summer is here.
Yo, external hard drive: why must you whine so?
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