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emilyphish

  1. My family has now declared me a pygmy-american. I'm also getting criticized for my anti-cannibalism stance. #familybonding
  2. Just found out for my moms 12th birthday she got a drug raid. #hallidaypartiespp
  3. Thought I was gonna have to choke my sister out at the beach today but now its just family bonding with @saaahhhx2 @alexsaccc
  4. I dare you to tell me quesadillas at 3am was a bad choice...
  5. @saaahhhx2 enjoy it while you can bitch.
  6. New realization: pasta in a can tastes like too much like vomit in a can.
  7. I realized something important today: pasta in a can always tastes like pasta in a can. #truths
  8. Ive spent 10 min w/ my hands on an article commanding it to absorb into my brain. Results arent great but Im hopeful. #writethispaperforme
  9. Rabbit. Dragon. Pineapples. #threewordsthatdescribeme
  10. "@countgrasie: Always hungry soon to be hangry." YOU GET ME.
  11. Made a decision not to finish that tweet. I just want you all to know the vagina<penis. Mostly bc of their period disease.
  12. Men hate trustibg women. Thought that was a joke until they all shared
  13. Its 3am but I'm pretty sure god wants me to eat a grilled cheese. #twittergods. #dealwithit
  14. I refuse to graduate college without shotgunning a beer. #dealwithit
  15. "@graacego would you like some birthday water?" Thank you Amy for always asking the best questions. #wordsofwisdom
  16. @saaahhhx2 ughh I wanna meet her. I'll be there real quick and we'll have a chat. #missyou
  17. When I go from the 12th flr to the lobby in anderson I feel like a god. #twittergods
  18. No I did not read that extensive report on climate change that was published in 2007. I was 16. #getrealprofessor
  19. @saaahhhx2 suck up! Mom loves me best. #dealwithit
  20. Woke up, realized there's no sound when I speak, back to bed it is.