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emilynbrodsky

i will love you forever RT @thatsecretary It's never too early in the morning for Pussy Control, the song or the practice. 5:54 AM May 20th via web
in other news, coffee is a sham just like dermatology. 5:52 AM May 20th via web
i could teach a class called 'how to eat cheese (like a heathen) and fall asleep (like a baby) simultaneously, on the train'. 5:51 AM May 20th via web
DCpierson "More like 'CRAPsody in BOO!'" - hilarious guy at Gershwin recital 10:38 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by emilynbrodsky and 24 others
Dolly_Parton If you see someone without a smile, give 'em yours! :) 10:17 AM May 10th via HootSuite Retweeted by emilynbrodsky and 2791 others
i'm taking a poll: never sleep again OR never sleep again? 11:23 PM Apr 12th via web
@KorillaBBQ dudes! you gotta give a heads up when you close before 8! 4:34 PM Apr 2nd via Mobile Web in reply to KorillaBBQ
briolson dowager grins / house wins. 3:46 PM Apr 1st via web Retweeted by emilynbrodsky
considering the likelihood i didnt get my menses this morning & this is an elaborate hoax by my body to get me to bleed out without noticing 8:57 AM Apr 1st via web
@dddaddyissues ah! i missed this. i am so glad it still holds a perky babe. no rest for the vintage bj. 8:55 AM Apr 1st via web in reply to dddaddyissues
eating tums like candy i've washed my feet twice tonight. unrelated? 11:33 PM Mar 28th via web
tried to make myself a mourning sunrise sanctuary but instead wrote a series of poems about my new found hatred for baby birds #failuretozen 3:14 AM Mar 28th via Mobile Web
the @mountain_goats & anonymous 4 show last night was totally transcendent. i sat in front of a girl who cried the whole show, i cried half. 8:34 AM Mar 25th via web
waiting on line @MerkinConcert, praying that i get into the @mountain_goats @ecstaticmusic show. cross your tentacles for me; i need this. 2:27 PM Mar 24th via Mobile Web
well, i've decided i need to stop after retweeting 4 of @ThatSecretary's most recent tweets. if i could i would retweet all of them. genius. 12:44 PM Mar 24th via web
ThatSecretary "You have a good set of hands, ever do any boxing?"- man at a bar to me. 4:00 PM Mar 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by emilynbrodsky
ThatSecretary Just did some dark magic: turns out, listening to Tear In Your Hand by Tori Amos will actually cause a breakup email to appear in your inbox 10:15 PM Mar 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by emilynbrodsky
ThatSecretary Here's what I'm afraid of: getting pickpocketed, rabies, descending into madness. 5:46 AM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by emilynbrodsky
ThatSecretary when do I age out of crying on the street because the post office is closed, I want to mail my taxes, I'm hungover, and nobody loves me? 5:45 AM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by emilynbrodsky
@BizOrPleasure awww, i miss you the same amount. i think it should be called: brodsky's expressive, aggressive, & imperial ipa 8:31 AM Mar 24th via web in reply to BizOrPleasure

Name emilynbrodsky
Location new york city
Web http://emilynbrod...
Bio aggressive ukulele balladeer. need an opinion? i've got one. don't need an opinion? i've still got one.