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emilylhauser

  1. Oh my God I am so tired. But the day is finally done. Now to go to bed, so that I can get up in 6 hrs & 14 minutes & start it all again.
  2. @RosJordanAJE @anibundel @asiangrrlmn That's a VERY GOOD THING. ;)
  3. @kelums I just meant the Barack/Barak thing. Really.
  4. So confusing when I'm reading & writing about both Barack Obama & Ehud Barak. I always think someone's a bad speller, or being too familiar.
  5. He is such a good man. Such a mensch. @JoeBiden
  6. Listening to @JoeBiden speak to the families of fallen soldiers. I can't watch him - I won't ever stop weeping if I do youtube.com/watch?feature=…
  7. @kiranmartin @BJonthegrid There you go! It would be hard to step on him, & he'd be working with his smarts. Solution!
  8. Say, I hear @ghweldon wrote a book. Did you hear anything about that? :) [Congratulations & jealousy!]
  9. @kiranmartin @BJonthegrid (Please don't hope for "mouse," though. I'm worried I might step on him).
  10. @kiranmartin @BJonthegrid Very hard to guess...! Both nerds in very different ways. When he was but wee, the boy wanted to be mouse.
  11. @curtiskj So, you know, they want to outlaw people saying things that they have convinced themselves cannot be so. I guess?
  12. @curtiskj I don't think there's much logic involved, other than the kind that leads ppl to statements like "I don't believe in evolution."
  13. I long for the days when people could think me an idiot or an asshole but only tell me if they put a stamp on it.
  14. @curtiskj It makes my head hurt so much.
  15. Near North Carolina: No, really. What the hell? io9.com/5914378/north-…
  16. Today I Am a Mormon: emilylhauserinmyhead.wordpress.com/2012/05/30/mag… By which I mean: Insult their undies, insult my people's beanies. #MittRomney #p2
  17. @lexalexander My point. You have seen it.
  18. @BenjaminTheAss Indeed. But "free to" doesn't = "kind," "wise," "smart," "useful," "helpful," or "respectful."
  19. @BenjaminTheAss Ah. So I shouldn't expect to have the respect I show you & my atheist friends & loved ones (like my husband) reciprocated?
  20. That last peacenik quote from the former head of #Israel's Mossad. thinkprogress.org/security/2012/… #Iran