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  1. Striped tights and Pearl Jam - sounds like my kind of friday.
  2. Gypsying around all summer apparently results in Life crashing down in a dusty mess upon return home.
  3. First time in Ikea = inexplicable joy.
  4. Am in a "too tired to shower/eat/type/talk/scratch own ass" mood. Inevitable solution: red wine. Thank you, grapes.
  5. My dog farts in his sleep. That is all.
  6. If I gain any more weight, I'm going back to smoking and that is THAT. It may cause cancer, but it doesn't give you the munchies, dammit.
  7. Am toying with the idea of actually using this twitter account. Here's hoping I'm too easily distracted to spend any time writing "tweets."
  8. why in the holy hell do I have a twitter account?