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  1. @alexiskn It would be really embarrassing to have to tell people you caused a car accident because you were eating string cheese. 6:23 AM Dec 2nd from web
  2. But recently I've been writing down my dreams and have converted to believing they tell you a lot about how you're feeling about your life. 5:30 AM Dec 2nd from web
  3. Sharing dreams to me has always seemed like a way for people to let you know how crazy their subconscious is compared to everyone else. 5:30 AM Dec 2nd from web
  4. Once I dated someone who kept an audio dream diary. I thought it was fruity and generally get bored when ppl insist on sharing their dreams. 5:30 AM Dec 2nd from web
  5. RT @BitchMedia: The Transcontinental Disability Choir: True Blood: Sookie Stackhouse, Telepathy, and Disability http://bit.ly/8OGxnu 5:23 AM Dec 2nd from web
  6. Shake it like a polaroid picture RT @alicetiara The best song of the 00s is "Hey Ya," obvs. 5:20 PM Dec 1st from web
  7. Clarke and I just bonded over both being born in Mansfield, but knowing nothing about it except the Shawshank Redemption was filmed there. 4:52 PM Dec 1st from web
  8. Whenever someone says "killing time" I think of the Phantom Tollbooth, and get slightly nervous the watchdog will appear out of nowhere. 11:06 AM Dec 1st from txt
  9. My #Tweetcloud looks like it could be made into one of those Hallmark pictures frames http://tiny.cc/2LDZU 4:53 AM Dec 1st from web
  10. @SarahWatson Maybe instead you should blow everyone's mind by entering an unconsumable cupcake http://bit.ly/64biMB via @felicitousfi 6:35 AM Nov 30th from web
  11. RT @GOODfeed: Empowering Teens to Green the Food Desert http://ow.ly/165nPX 6:31 AM Nov 30th from web
  12. @SarahWatson I can only imagine the degree of nerdiness in the jokes made while those cupcakes were consumed. 6:25 AM Nov 30th from web
  13. @richburroughs happy birthday <3 1:00 PM Nov 29th from web
  14. "I didn't like him. He didn't even know where East Liverpool is." "Dad, not everyone knows where the center of the universe is." 10:05 PM Nov 28th from web
  15. The other person at the door looked like Rich Uncle Pennybags minus the moustache. I guess it was a nice wedding. 9:58 PM Nov 28th from web
  16. A few things get me in the holiday spirit. Muppet Xmas Carol, real deal eggnog & Fairytale of New York by the Pogues http://tiny.cc/x1lfP 9:55 PM Nov 28th from web
  17. Just opened door to cab driver angrily demanding $100 for my incapacitated roommate's fare. Had to bust open my Fort Knox piggy bank. :( 9:49 PM Nov 28th from web
  18. I wish someone actually had a chill pill I could take. 9:48 PM Nov 28th from web
  19. RT @Marilyn_Res: Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From ‘Twilight’ http://bit.ly/8qapGL 5:28 AM Nov 28th from web
  20. Each time I'm subjected to Scrabble I think of this zefrank episode. Especially the part where he spits out the pieces http://tiny.cc/lR730 9:23 PM Nov 27th from web
  • Name Emily Hanlon
  • Location Columbus, Ohio
  • Web http://unhub.com/...
  • Bio Diamond cluster hustler, writer, peanut butter aficionado, holland lop enthusiast
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