emilyelisabeth
- My tax refund is here. Time to go hog-wild and SUPPORT PUBLIC BROADCASTING!2:29 PM Jul 11th from txt
- "GREAT restroom floor" say ants, "would die here again."9:59 PM Jul 9th from txt
- Mediocre comedy
...ladies8:00 PM Jul 9th from web
- Guy whining that women only date men who are rich, good looking and have great personalities forgot a lot of them have seen him do stand up.8:00 PM Jul 9th from web
- http://twitpic.com/9uizm - I'll be the judge of that.6:53 PM Jul 9th from TwitPic
- Looked at Houston Rockets shirt in the mirror and spent five minutes wondering who OAY was. I need to pay more attention to the NBA draft.5:04 PM Jul 9th from txt
- Tweeteorites killed the dinosaurs.8:41 AM Jul 8th from txt
- I gave you a chance Fox News, I really did. But the two blondes chanting "guns guns guns" just confirmed all my worst fears.7:16 AM Jul 8th from txt
- @srah I thought the paper doll maker just made it up, but it turns out Ford got it from the Pres. of Mexico. http://tinyurl.com/kpggsl10:29 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to srah
- http://twitpic.com/9ialt - It is a dress up a paper doll version of Gerald Ford's dog in Ford's sombrero kind of day.10:18 AM Jul 6th from TwitPic
- I absolutely love the History Channel's "The Presidents."
James K. Polk's head is so small.10:14 PM Jul 4th from web
- @qbqrat Sort of, but I watched CSI: Miami, like a real American.10:10 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to qbqrat
- Happy 4th! I'm going to watch movies, eat hot dogs, and question my nephews' patriotism. Not much different than any other day, really.9:13 AM Jul 4th from txt
- ♫ "Social-Lee, political-Lee, financial-Lee, natural-Lee, internal-Lee, external-Lee, fraternal-Lee, eternal-Lee, asusa-Lee" ♫8:43 AM Jul 4th from web
- I got an interview with a job I told in a cover letter my Nixon trivia kills at parties. Joke's on them, I never get invited to parties.6:47 PM Jul 3rd from web
- I figure she'll do what Nixon did and write a piano concerto and a book.
Kidding! She's Henry Cabot Lodge. She's just going to nap a lot.1:56 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Someone on Fox News said this will only make Palin more appealing to Americans. It just screams LEADERSHIP. I cannot wait to vote for that.1:51 PM Jul 3rd from web
- @hannahspector Happy anniversary to you and Jeff! I got you a Palin resignation announcement.1:25 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to hannahspector
- Repeat viewings of 1776 have blinded me to the fact that Thomas Jefferson was not very attractive.1:02 PM Jul 3rd from web
- You're underselling it, spam email, the naked fireworks show is going to surprise way more than just one person.2:23 AM Jul 3rd from txt
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