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  1. My tax refund is here. Time to go hog-wild and SUPPORT PUBLIC BROADCASTING!
  2. "GREAT restroom floor" say ants, "would die here again."
  3. Mediocre comedy ...ladies
  4. Guy whining that women only date men who are rich, good looking and have great personalities forgot a lot of them have seen him do stand up.
  5. http://twitpic.com/9uizm - I'll be the judge of that.
  6. Looked at Houston Rockets shirt in the mirror and spent five minutes wondering who OAY was. I need to pay more attention to the NBA draft.
  7. Tweeteorites killed the dinosaurs.
  8. I gave you a chance Fox News, I really did. But the two blondes chanting "guns guns guns" just confirmed all my worst fears.
  9. @srah I thought the paper doll maker just made it up, but it turns out Ford got it from the Pres. of Mexico. http://tinyurl.com/kpggsl
  10. http://twitpic.com/9ialt - It is a dress up a paper doll version of Gerald Ford's dog in Ford's sombrero kind of day.
  11. I absolutely love the History Channel's "The Presidents." James K. Polk's head is so small.
  12. @qbqrat Sort of, but I watched CSI: Miami, like a real American.
  13. Happy 4th! I'm going to watch movies, eat hot dogs, and question my nephews' patriotism. Not much different than any other day, really.
  14. ♫ "Social-Lee, political-Lee, financial-Lee, natural-Lee, internal-Lee, external-Lee, fraternal-Lee, eternal-Lee, asusa-Lee" ♫
  15. I got an interview with a job I told in a cover letter my Nixon trivia kills at parties. Joke's on them, I never get invited to parties.
  16. I figure she'll do what Nixon did and write a piano concerto and a book. Kidding! She's Henry Cabot Lodge. She's just going to nap a lot.
  17. Someone on Fox News said this will only make Palin more appealing to Americans. It just screams LEADERSHIP. I cannot wait to vote for that.
  18. @hannahspector Happy anniversary to you and Jeff! I got you a Palin resignation announcement.
  19. Repeat viewings of 1776 have blinded me to the fact that Thomas Jefferson was not very attractive.
  20. You're underselling it, spam email, the naked fireworks show is going to surprise way more than just one person.