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If someone tracks visitor stats, I like to access their blogs from different websites. Like Charles Manson's Wikipedia page. |
Wait, I mean, I like that Mt. Rushmore lawn decoration so I'm putting a ring on it. |
I joke about the shirt but I want that statue. |
Mock Sky Mall all you want, but what else carries both a Mt. Rushmore garden statue and "healing t-shirts" with *words* on them? |
I'm flying to Virginia today. It's one hour ahead which means I'll be TWEETING FROM THE FUTURE! |
"And people buy the Snuggie because *it saves on heating costs.*" et tu, NPR? |
I heard "huddle" the second time, but I prefer to think that Target employees were just called over the loudspeaker for their team snuggle. |
Filling out an application that includes sample prefix options "Mr., Miss, Mrs., Dr., etc." I put Ms. YEAH FEMINISM. |
Met a cute guy from Nebraska. Immediate thought not so much "flirt" as it is "ask him if he knows @detweiler." |
@gretchasketch Yay! |
Your license plate says "ARTZZY" but your SUV says "I'll be the judge of that." |
Twitter is not the place to brag about 2 more weeks of vacation. If it helps, I'll pretend to use Excel but I can't guarantee pants worn. |
"John C. Calhoun is not my boyfriend. I wish he was, but he's dead."-@meehan |
I've made a new blog @ blogspot.com, but I don't want to clog the twitter stream with a link to it, so I'll just DM you guys. |
Watching Jeeves & Wooster, wondering where Jeeves is hiding those iPhones. |
@hannahspector Considering a PhD. from Utah to be with a decent football team. |
@joeschmitt I signed, although I'm a little insulted that it grouped PD with FG. |
I now have five songs I've never heard of by the Bonus Jonas Brothers on my computer. My *Mac* computer. . .JEALOUS? |
Spent morning babysitting tween. Have learned she likes Nick Jonas, I like Kevin Jonas and nobody likes Joe Jonas. |
If asked to name things Harry Truman and George W. Bush have in common, I would generally start out with "Along with a love of farting..." |
