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  1. Sometimes Mommy has a special kind of morning feeling & you have to stop making any kinds of sounds whatsoever & sit perfectly still, okay? 10:27 AM Nov 14th from Tweed
  2. Happy wedding day to @nostrich and @musicbrain! 8:30 AM Nov 13th from web
  3. Yet another bedtime story taken from the Bible stories I barely remember. My version of Rebel Grrrl Hagar and her badass son Ishmael KILLED. 1:30 PM Nov 12th from web
  4. "Visualize what's happening when you get a division problem," I say. He frowns. "This 9 walks into a 27. Some other number does something." 6:02 PM Nov 11th from Tweed
  5. A plaid shirt tucked into slim, tapered jeans. Lesbian mullet. Bulky pager clipped to her belt. I can't explain it, but I think I'm in love. 4:37 PM Nov 11th from Tweed
  6. Talking to the cats not silly enough? Now I'm talking to the kitchen implements. Mmm, but aren't you the FINEST mesh strainer in the drawer. 11:03 AM Nov 10th from web
  7. I forgot my home address, but I do remember reading in 1998 that Brad Pitt enjoys driving with the windows rolled down and the A/C blasting. 8:48 AM Nov 10th from web
  8. Quinn, to me: "Some of this will make you happy. We aren't fighting. We're getting exercise. We brought home a sheep carcass. It's outside." 5:15 PM Nov 9th from web
  9. I said: Levitra makes me sleepy. I meant: Lyrica makes me sleepy. Reality: I am the most awkward human ever. No erectile dysfunction though! 6:15 PM Nov 8th from Tweed
  10. Hung with @irreverend and @luckyshirt. We agreed that chickens make good pets, children shouldn't walk near cliffs, & that Twitter is SILLY! 4:29 PM Nov 8th from Tweed
  11. Q describes a feeling. I know the feeling, I say. Everything I have felt, you have felt too, he observes. I wish I knew what that felt like. 11:15 AM Nov 4th from web
  12. @fistsoffolly Ooh, and she comes with a birth certificate and her name is Ativanielle? 10:37 AM Nov 4th from Tweed
  13. @chickenlittle I even do it when I'm alone! Which is often, for some reason! 1:16 PM Nov 3rd from web
  14. If a song contains a grammar mistake, I loudly correct it. "I thank the Lord there ARE people out there like you." I'm not invited out much. 12:46 PM Nov 3rd from web
  15. I suppose being stranded with a flat tire out in the country isn't too bad if you're in front of a famous winery that offers free tastings. 5:03 PM Nov 1st from Tweed
  16. Dear Moms: Your kid did a cartwheel. Great! That doesn't mean it's time to form a Cartwheel Club. No, I won't bring snacks. Calm it on down. 11:17 AM Oct 31st from Tweed
  17. Quinn: If you see what I wrote you'll be so mad. (It says I HATE MY MOM!) Me: I don't have a problem with it. Quinn: Can I use a thesaurus? 7:10 PM Oct 30th from Tweed
  18. The terror of parenthood: They could turn out smart, creative, happy. But it could just as easily go this way: http://tinyurl.com/sharpieink 8:31 AM Oct 30th from web
  19. Isaiah was cast in the play as a cranky elf. He was MADE for this role. It would be like if they cast Quinn as Forgetful Bob Dylan Chipmunk. 2:52 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. I'm not that great at romance. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways! One, two, three, four. I tried five that once, but it's overrated. 11:12 AM Oct 27th from web