emily_l_f
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Found old pictures to Facebook share, including Wesley draped in VCR tape. It's his birthday! Celebrate by looking upon his glorious visage!
1:19 PM Dec 21st
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Getting ready for church. And by church, I mean my Sunday viewing of last week's TMZ. With present wrapping instead of canned champagne.
4:04 PM Dec 20th
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@ Good thinking... Few shop at bars, so maybe they're an exception. Unless the bar has Xmas decorations. Then it's fight or flight.
4:41 PM Dec 19th
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I can't go any place money is exchanged for goods again until 2010. The risk of me assaulting frustrating holiday customers is far too high.
11:12 AM Dec 19th
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I'm making an everyday/holiday/year-end to do list. Yet... Think Lernaean Hydra. I need a helper monkey with a cautery unit to help kill it.
6:48 AM Dec 19th
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Coffee might be mankind's highest achievement. If it's not, it's right up there with the lever, air conditioning, and integrated circuits.
11:58 AM Dec 17th
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Chocolate-covered marshmallow Santas sound like good ideas. But they aren't.
7:22 PM Dec 14th
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Holiday party (and muzzling Caddie) time! On return will I be drinky and happy or drinky, swearing, and rebandaging the dog? No whammies...
4:47 PM Dec 12th
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I have to buy Caddie a muzzle. It breaks my heart (when not sending me into a murderous rage) that she won't stop injuring her poor leg.
9:53 AM Dec 12th
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New people are born every night, but tonight, two of them are related to me! Congrats to my beloved cousin, his lovely wife, and the twins!
11:17 PM Dec 11th
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@ Thanks! Clue is a favorite of mine too. I love it all, especially that genius moment of Madeline Kahn's Mrs White.
12:02 AM Dec 11th
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in reply to scottbonneau
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Flames. Flames. Flames on the side of my face... Heaving breaths... Caddie. E-collar. Still chewing her leg... Hate her so much right now...
8:09 PM Dec 10th
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@ Maybe a carwrap with "This is not a suspicious car" so the sign moves with it. In case a shopper senses a threat when we go to HEB.
2:33 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to wshea
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Police officer at the door. Neighbor called in the housemate's car as "suspicious". Message: New rules. Take your noise complaints to APD.
11:42 AM Dec 10th
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Considering using my alma mater's fund-hunt emails as a psychic dump. "Dear SEU, So glad you wrote. Here's an update on my internal life..."
9:20 PM Dec 9th
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@ Next you'll say cigarettes are better dipped in chocolate. Vices are like water. Each seeks its own level and is best when pure.
6:44 PM Dec 9th
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in reply to garynargi
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I neglected coffee this morning. Now it's taking revenge, via rasp to the interior of my skull's frontal bone. How'd coffee sneak in a rasp?
6:05 PM Dec 9th
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According to the Jersey Shore name generator, I'm Nicky Bananas. Please address me as Ms Bananas. At least until I remember my Wu Tang name.
10:13 AM Dec 9th
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@ @ Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. :)
2:13 PM Dec 8th
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Checking out my following and followers lists, updating my following, and adding new folks. Exciting Twitter times today.
10:32 AM Dec 8th
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