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  2. RT @jonlajoiecomedy: I puked today. Not because of food poisoning or alcohol, but because of bulimia.
  3. last night while walking downtown i was told "shorty got a fat ass". this is not the first time that has been yelled at me.
  4. RT @pbateman: I went to fucking Harvard. (i went to fucking Binghamton University, bitch)
  5. @justinmrivera blackberry pearl. it's a hand-me-down until the new blackberry comes out.
  6. beginning the extremely long process of transferring all numbers from old phone to new.
  7. anxiously waiting for the ambien to kick in :-)
  8. @justinmrivera done. i'm packing now.
  9. alcohol and muscle relaxants make me forget about my car troubles. i miss him.
  10. my car died. and i have zero money to my name. not an exaggeration. i have no fucking money.
  11. @dailycuntpunch seriously? you're so anal retentive that you couldn't leave "me" in lowercase letters? georgia will be so proud.
  12. i fucking LOVE when cherries are in season. nom nom nom nom.
  13. i just spent the last 5 minutes wondering what kind of awesome april fool's day joke i'd pull today. i did not realize it was july 1st.
  14. don't hold on. go get strong. or don't you know? there is no modern romance.
  15. @justinmrivera Hollywood Undead. it's ridic.
  16. "everywhere i go bitches always know that charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show" -hollywood undead
  17. "i can show you how to hump without making love" -hollywood undead AMAZING.
  18. goin to dorney park
  19. warm we with the feelings of wheat beer and his fingertips on my skin
  20. he sleeps :-) happiness crawls across my skin