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  1. I thought Nelly Furtado was Canadian- Portuguese- What's with getting back to her "roots" and singing in Spanish...? Hmmm
  2. Grizzly tot with an insatiable appetite seriously interferes with my half hearted tweeting.
  3. The weight loss tweet wasn't from me...Those sonsofbitches!
  4. Retweet this awesome blog for losing weight off free products! http://cari-weightloss.net
  5. is a mum now. Time to get my sensible on.
  6. @tarncham Me too. I hope you don't feel less special now
  7. Wifeswap USA: Baptist Texan housewife: "dark shadow on the eyes make girls look like devil worshippers". So very true.
  8. @elizabethbee So, so true. I wonder what it is about my profile that would entice BarelyLegals in their underwear?
  9. Watching Flight of the Conchords omnibus. Totally have to reevaluate my dislike of the Kiwi accent. Hilarious
  10. Totally late for my prodding appointment by my obstetrician....
  11. I just had an argument with a semi-literate dimwit I have never met via a friend's page on Facebook. I think I need some air.
  12. Late, Late, Late.
  13. Golly. Oprah saves the day again. Her episode on reorganising your closet: reorganising your life provides lifespiration. Thanks Oprah!
  14. We have shiny shiny wooden floorboards now. Goodbye skanky carpet. It's everything I dreamed about and more.
  15. Is it a bad thing to channel Elaine from Seinfeld's footwear?
  16. I loathe Fanta. I hope their crappy desire to relive nostalgia for their bright orange E-number-sugar-packed beverage dies in the arse
  17. I had my first ride in a tow truck today. It was very high.
  18. @xchipyx What did you do? Did you solve the hack issue?
  19. @xchipyx Oh, I got my site to "work". Baby steps for the web incompetents... Dinner at the Japanese place one Friday soon?
  20. Had a lovely Thai meal with the girls from my old work...and just threw it up.Beautiful. Want this nausea to end now