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  1. Follow up: I am glad that English is the international maritime language on Twitter. Land Ho! #accidental_entendres
  2. @Kalli Will proofread resumes for stars. If it is in English. Amirite? Crazy foreigners with their native tongues! #accidental_entendres
  3. Note: I will accidentally follow, unfollow, and follow you repeatedly. My brain is the size of a walnut and my fingers are like kielbasas.
  4. Seriously people, it is 2009, if the barista has to explain what a certain drink is, you should stay home with your Folgers.
  5. After that muppet thing, the rest of the internets seem boring.
  6. Cameras. #thanksgiving
  7. Due to my complete misunderstanding of the Arizona Lottery's Pick 3 game, today I won, then did not win $360.
  8. American food American beer American music American football (buffalo wings, 4Peaks, Flaming Lips, and SunDevils respectively) #thanksgiving
  9. Guitars. #thanksgiving
  10. Nice roads to anywhere. #thanksgiving
  11. Puppies and all family pets. #thanksgiving http://twitpic.com/qr8wf
  12. Rechargable batteries. #thanksgiving
  13. TV trays. #thanksgiving
  14. I only like "Empire"
  15. @amonrad That's what Louis and Clark said. #twlacs
  16. Needed: black knee-high socks that say "Get off my lawn!" down the side that I can wear with shorts and sandals. #getoffmylawn
  17. @mikeycav Your Twitter account has been hacked by some commie hippie poet.
  18. If gansta rap is wrong, I don't wanna be white.
  19. @ninky @sunnythaper Too cold for ice cream. Pie is the answer.
  20. Yay prescription refill. #getonmylawn