emersunn
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Follow up: I am glad that English is the international maritime language on Twitter. Land Ho!
about 13 hours ago
from web
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@ Will proofread resumes for stars. If it is in English. Amirite? Crazy foreigners with their native tongues!
about 13 hours ago
from web
in reply to Kalli
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Note: I will accidentally follow, unfollow, and follow you repeatedly. My brain is the size of a walnut and my fingers are like kielbasas.
about 13 hours ago
from web
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Seriously people, it is 2009, if the barista has to explain what a certain drink is, you should stay home with your Folgers.
about 18 hours ago
from Twittelator
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After that muppet thing, the rest of the internets seem boring.
8:25 PM Nov 24th
from Brizzly
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Cameras.
2:06 PM Nov 24th
from Brizzly
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Due to my complete misunderstanding of the Arizona Lottery's Pick 3 game, today I won, then did not win $360.
11:44 AM Nov 24th
from Twittelator
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American food American beer American music American football (buffalo wings, 4Peaks, Flaming Lips, and SunDevils respectively)
11:38 AM Nov 24th
from Twittelator
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Guitars.
10:56 AM Nov 24th
from Twittelator
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Nice roads to anywhere.
10:53 AM Nov 24th
from Twittelator
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Puppies and all family pets.
7:29 AM Nov 24th
from Twittelator
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Rechargable batteries.
7:26 AM Nov 24th
from Twittelator
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TV trays.
7:23 AM Nov 24th
from Twittelator
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I only like "Empire"
4:51 PM Nov 20th
from Twitter Tees
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@ That's what Louis and Clark said.
4:17 PM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to amonrad
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Needed: black knee-high socks that say "Get off my lawn!" down the side that I can wear with shorts and sandals.
9:28 AM Nov 20th
from web
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@ Your Twitter account has been hacked by some commie hippie poet.
6:48 AM Nov 20th
from Twittelator
in reply to mikeycav
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If gansta rap is wrong, I don't wanna be white.
9:21 AM Nov 19th
from web
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@ @ Too cold for ice cream. Pie is the answer.
9:08 AM Nov 19th
from web
in reply to ninky
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Yay prescription refill.
8:58 AM Nov 19th
from Brizzly
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