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  1. Hearing people going on "Bright Blessings" this and "Yule" and wearing velvet and hats makes me feel tired. about 15 hours ago from web
  2. Pagans. Yawny Yawny cunt cunt about 15 hours ago from web
  3. I am not interested in trousers other than as a way to keep my legs warm, or covered from muslims when I live abroad.Les Francais, eh? 3:59 AM Dec 10th from web
  4. She was not a seamstress or a shop assistant - just a random woman in the street. With a great interest in trousers 3:58 AM Dec 10th from web
  5. A french woman talked to me for twenty minutes about my trousers this morning. Twenty Minutes. And she kept feeling my leg. 3:57 AM Dec 10th from web
  6. Also v amused by Arsenal's Tom Cruise. That has been making small tears run down my face all morning. 3:54 AM Dec 10th from web
  7. The last thing that made me laugh that much was Phoenix Nights -the one with the disabled sex 3:51 AM Dec 10th from web
  8. Fuck me - I watched this programme called Gavin and Stacey. Just the funniest thing in the world. I feel a great affinity to the fat woman 3:49 AM Dec 10th from web
  9. Some old biddy asked me what I was listening too and I said "Bach". Tell them what they want to hear, they'll be dead soon enough 7:22 AM Dec 8th from web
  10. I on the other hand, am listening to Zucchero. Yes @hungbunny, That's right. Zucchero. Better than your noisy muck 7:21 AM Dec 8th from web
  11. young, cool man on the overground! I can hear you listening to Cristina Aguilera. Take the shame 7:20 AM Dec 8th from web
  12. I would accompany her on the piano&the great brass cone end of the thing would be pointed in my ear,honking&blasting,giving me the tinnitus 5:10 AM Dec 7th from web
  13. Maud used to play the French Horn, and even after four years of learning it, it still sounded more like a Fog Horn. 5:08 AM Dec 7th from web
  14. I might take up the euphonium today and then go along to the brass band tomorrow and perform with them. It will sound marvellous 5:06 AM Dec 7th from web
  15. Just saw an advert "Brass band welcomes all ages and abilities". Surely they only want good brass players? Jesus - shall be avoiding them 4:02 AM Dec 7th from web
  16. This has to be a wind up, right? http://www.pregnancystore.com/zaky.htm It's making me laugh til I am nearly sick 6:51 AM Dec 4th from web
  17. I watched House for the first time this week. I hoped I would hate it but have to admit defeatutterly brilliant& Hugh Laurie annoyingly good 5:22 AM Dec 4th from web
  18. Mind you - bondage gear is a good idea at this time of year. You won't get chapped lips in a gimp mask 5:19 AM Dec 4th from web
  19. I wonder if they hoped someone would pop out and take them to an underground dungeon and waterboard them. 5:18 AM Dec 4th from web
  20. I thought water boarding was an american thing, not a British one 5:17 AM Dec 4th from web