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  1. New Blog up: Extras wanted… http://bit.ly/2rICs8
  2. New Blog up: The Astoria, RIP http://bit.ly/1ZvsQR
  3. New Blog up: Dave 2.0b2 http://bit.ly/4imk3Z
  4. Apologies to all who got DMs 'from' me. Apparently I've been phished. When I make you an offer, it'll be for your soul. Not $300.
  5. A 'boneless banquet for one' does not sound like a good thing
  6. A 'half-shot skinny latté'? Are you sure you actually want a coffee?
  7. Ah - the venerable genre of sign-based letter-removal comedy:
  8. Apologies for not being a very interactive experience at the moment, by the way. Am getting into new novel...
  9. Off to the Gollancz Autumn Party. This may not end well.
  10. Have YOU nearly died as a result of a West End Show's hilarity? Our no-win, no-fee lawyers are standing by.
  11. "We nearly died laughing!" That's not a review - that's witness testimony, surely. Shouldn't the police be informed?
  12. Nice though it may be to get the review "pant-wettingly funny" - unless you're a vicar - it's not the acme of the critic's art.
  13. Off to be a proud son, and watch my dad be inducted as a Fellow of the British Academy. Props to him.
  14. Off for a day of beer and japes - and serious professional activity, of course - at British FantasyCon.
  15. Three hours into a power cut. Laptop battery empty. Reduced to 'pen' and 'paper'. Please return 21st century, asap.
  16. Suggested name for new rainy season in England: "Pourtumn". It started today. Will last three months. Enjoy.
  17. If I went to as many adult parties as children's ones, I'd be Kate Moss. Or dead.
  18. New blog up: 20% Scrivener Discount… You Lucky People http://bit.ly/nW7fp
  19. 20% discount on Scrivener... run, don't walk: http://twtqpon.com/gvnkl6
  20. Apple fanboy enough to be watching both Engadget and Gizmodo's live blogs? Apparently so.