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  1. New haircut. Ambivalence begins to describe my reaction. about 18 hours ago from web
  2. Wait a minute! Did Favrd just... die...? 5:25 AM Dec 6th from web
  3. Please. Remind. Me. Whatever. Prompted. Me. To. Follow. A. Tweep. Posting. Exclusively. In. Dutch. From. The. Netherlands. 4:54 PM Dec 5th from web
  4. My Sat nite: Cleaning my Twitter lists and eating cold soup & refried beans. Also: Starting my new e-book, "10 Tips to Dating Success." 4:29 PM Dec 5th from web
  5. Note to self: NEVER leave uncovered food on counter. Also: You were wondering why the cat is getting so fat? 4:26 PM Dec 5th from web
  6. Is it still laziness if this soup really does taste good cold? 4:17 PM Dec 5th from web
  7. RT @crispycracka: You can’t spell "manslaughter" without "laughter". You also can’t spell "schadenfreude" without spell check. 3:25 PM Dec 5th from web
  8. Just realized I am too Canadian to create any lists. Read: Don't want to hurt the autobots' feelings. 3:05 PM Dec 5th from web
  9. BBerry is broken; getting no help from my wireless provider. All this bending over is providing ample blood supply to my postal fantasies. 2:56 PM Dec 5th from web
  10. Coughing up some internal organs. Also: Contemplating setting up a nice little cottage industry in organ donation. 5:40 AM Dec 5th from web
  11. Has anyone else ever fallen asleep in the bathtub? Cool. Also: Foolhardy. 4:51 PM Nov 28th from web
  12. Ditto: http://bit.ly/4ncSQc 4:16 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. In which I become one of those annoying vloggers who think everyone wants to know what I'm doing RIGHT NOW: http://bit.ly/5eGpEg 4:15 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. Note to self: When u hear the ktnz playing with the top of a newly-opened can of food, DON'T assume it's not somewhere bad. Like ur bed. 4:37 AM Nov 21st from web
  15. Obligatory post-superlong-hashtage tweet so that people can actually read the superlong hashtag. 4:13 AM Nov 21st from web
  16. You know how they say you never forget how to ride a bike? I'm hoping Twitter's like that, too. #haven'tbeenhereforawhileandwhat's"listed?" 4:08 AM Nov 21st from web
  17. @wendywilkes It certainly brings out my inner whiner. 6:08 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to wendywilkes
  18. Stop me before I upload again: http://blognumbersix.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-second-youtube-video.html 6:01 PM Nov 20th from web
  19. Why I hate winter: http://bit.ly/3Mfdgs 3:34 PM Nov 16th from web
  20. My first YouTube video. I don't know that my Mom's proud, but someone should be. Okay: me. http://bit.ly/3mp6PX 4:18 AM Nov 15th from web