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To err is human. To arr is pirate. Truly, words to live by.
| So here's what I'm up against: Lady - "Even Ian has been listening to your sermons lately." Ian - "Yeah, except the boring parts." Nice. |
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| When I realized that I had somehow managed to accumulate 73 eggs in less than 4 minutes, I told myself, "This would make a great side gig." |
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| When you've got three boys, and all of them are awake at 10:20p - that's a bad thing. |
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| I just had a mexican man (who looked no younger than I) call me "sir" as we passed on the sidewalk. I'm very sad right now. |
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| I was just in a cafe and heard 2 Christians praying to "Father Weejus." "Father Weejus wanna thank you..." (Say it out loud. Its funny.) |
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| I feel like Harold Hill right now: "Gary, IN...my home sweet home!" |
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| Given the freakish tendencies of the Democratic Party these days, Ralph Nader is looking gooder and gooder. |
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| @chadherring beer, man. boulevard beer. |
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| Whether the themometer says it is or not, you know its summer when Zon fills your pint glass. |
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| For those of you keeping score at home, I have finally eclipsed the scary, hairy ogre under my bed in total points. Sit down, chump! |
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| Despite lightning, wind and thunder, my newly constructed rain barrels gathered 120+ gallons of rain last night. I am now a man. |
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| As he laid down to sleep, the pastor was aware that they didn't cover flamingo wrangling in Intro to Practical Theology in seminary. |
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| After a night of clandestine flamingo wrangling, the pastor decided to have a glass of milk and go to bed. Ah, the life of a minister. |
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| I'm knee deep in some kind of sauce. It's got a slightly tangy after taste. I wonder if I could make this at home. |
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| I'm on a two week streak of preaching from an outline. Many old folks have said they are moved by it. Can. He. Go. All. The. Way? |
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| So... 3 ft of rope, a row boat, two rubber duckies, and weasel. Wait thirty minutes, and WOW! Making mischief ain't for amateurs, you guys. |
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| There is almost nothing more funny than a 31 year old man on roller skates xor the first time in 20 years. Just ask my kids. |
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| A six inch deep, three foot wide mud puddle and a two year old: its springtime in Missouri and heaven in his world. |
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| The temperature is finally going to be above 70 on a regular basis. I suppose its time to start using deoderant again. Damn. |
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