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Half a mile in stilettos in 10mins? Got to be kurt geiger shoes.about 16 hours agofrom txt
Oh the joy of one's first retweet by a complete stranger. And what pithy comment was it? A smutty little quip about xfactor. Ah, well...1:22 PM Dec 14thfrom web
Yellow water? Your new fragrance sounds marvellous, Prada...1:19 PM Dec 13thfrom web
please god voting people don't inflict Olly's version of this on us... no matter what Joe's is like it can't be this bad... #xfactor12:27 PM Dec 13thfrom web
RT @Karen_Lewis: It was like two very pissed up blokes at a karaoke night... shouting down the microphones by the end.... Bloody awful!12:33 PM Dec 12thfrom web