Profile_bird

Hey there! elvisinthewoods is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving elvisinthewoods's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

elvisinthewoods

  1. Run Roman!!!! 3:12 AM Sep 27th from Echofon
  2. I SAW ELVIS is 1 year old. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. 1:10 PM Sep 3rd from Echofon
  3. Somebody call my momma, cause I'm about to whup an automobile. 11:02 AM Sep 2nd from Echofon
  4. @mighty_sylven I stole the candles from the chapel. Jesus won't begrudge them and the chaplain works for me. 7:28 PM Aug 22nd from Echofon in reply to mighty_sylven
  5. Ironic blog post titles are kinda my thing. 12:12 PM Aug 18th from Echofon
  6. @mighty_sylven But then hey. He does come from my hometown. And he wears nice glasses. So, um, yeah. 10:46 AM Aug 14th from Echofon in reply to mighty_sylven
  7. @mighty_sylven It's just that stuff like Love And Monsters is, well, awful. He get's it wrong way more than he gets it right in my opinion. 10:43 AM Aug 14th from Echofon in reply to mighty_sylven
  8. @mighty_sylven Oh don't get me wrong I though Children of Earth was tremendous. 10:39 AM Aug 14th from Echofon in reply to mighty_sylven
  9. @mighty_sylven So we did. Sorry about Russell T Davies by the way. He means well. Just can't write well. 7:19 AM Aug 14th from web in reply to mighty_sylven
  10. There are only 3 real monsters, kid. Dracula, Blacula, and Son of Kong. 7:07 AM Aug 14th from web
  11. @mighty_sylven My God you gave us "The Wire" and we gave you "Gavin And Stacy"? There's a part of me that quite likes that. 12:22 PM Aug 13th from Echofon in reply to mighty_sylven
  12. @jenny_sargent I'm just saying I should have one of those "TM" things added on the end of anything I say offhand 12:21 PM Aug 13th from Echofon in reply to jenny_sargent
  13. @jenny_sargent Hang on! That was my idea. I should start copywriting this stuff. 10:40 AM Aug 13th from Echofon in reply to jenny_sargent
  14. Just threw some MAMMOUTH steaks on the gr... ah who am I kidding. I had an omelette. 2:24 PM Aug 12th from Echofon
  15. Holy shit, a serious company just offered me a free mattress for a giveaway for I Saw Elvis. What the hell is going on this week? 12:44 PM Aug 4th from Echofon
  16. In bed drinking a White Russian and watching Fight Club. And amazingly, I've earned it today. Yes. Yes I have. 2:05 PM Aug 3rd from Echofon
  17. I fought the freemasons and the freemasons won. 3:37 PM Jul 21st from Echofon
  18. Replacing the Jeremy Kyle Show theme tune with Yoshi Tatsu's Entrance Music? Priceless. 12:22 PM Jul 15th from Echofon
  19. @ScumbagSam Or, you know, maybe not. I don't know. I still don't think I've got the hang of this whole twitter thing yet. Um... how are you? 3:40 PM Jul 14th from Echofon in reply to ScumbagSam
  20. @ScumbagSam Real converstaions come and they go. But tweets? Tweets live forever. 3:34 PM Jul 14th from Echofon in reply to ScumbagSam