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  1. @DaddyBird Wait... You're trying to find your head online? It can't be that hard to find that big ol' thing!
  2. And she bags groceries even slower.
  3. Trader Joe's in Fremont has the slowest cashier in the world.... And I thought her line was short because it was hidden.
  4. @DaddyBird How nice of them to share with her!
  5. @pitbikerider (biting my tongue)
  6. If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half...
  7. It's okay to send yourself an email, but if you reply to yourself, you're crazy.
  8. @DaddyBird There goes the neighborhood.
  9. @DaddyBird That needs to be sent to thereifixedit.com -- STAT!
  10. @DaddyBird You're welcome. I want 10 percent of the profits. In dollars, not dirham.
  11. @DaddyBird Okay, so it's a series of books by various photographers!
  12. @DaddyBird You've got the beginnings of a coffee-table book -- "The Street Cats of Dubai."
  13. @pitbikerider They'd probably play their music way too loud, trash my molars and leave beer bottles all over my tongue.
  14. @JohnFTW Franklin?
  15. It's been a good year in my efforts to corrupt my kids' minds: Star Trek, The Muppet Show... what's next?
  16. @alyankovic True dat. http://bit.ly/44UWF9 Or should I say -- "Word."
  17. @jovialjacki There's something ironic about that. If my brain were working, I could figure out what it is.
  18. OMG! They broke Africa! http://bit.ly/m0KMf
  19. @pitbikerider lets's see... Asian theme with insufficient light. P.F. Chang's?
  20. @alyankovic Having something important to say is so un-Twitter-ish. It probably violates the terms of service, too.