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  1. RT @robmanuel: Can we all agree to retire the word FAIL now that The Daily Mail is using it for headlines? http://twitpic.com/swoec
  2. I forgot to take a lunch break! Bugger.
  3. The Telegraph is fantastic. "Hugh Grant's inept body language is a symptom of a very English disease, says Max Davidson."
  4. Wow. Do a Google image search for Jeremy Paxman. He is making that face in every photo!
  5. God, I love my job. I am watching last week's Never Mind the Buzzcocks and it's completely legitimately work.
  6. @phillisdorris Does that open the gates for lots of ugly people to sue pretty people who won't sleep with them on the grounds of looksism?
  7. @Geordie_Jools Good luck!
  8. Oh, my. RT @iamjamesward: They do look alike though, don't they?http://twitpic.com/srvwn
  9. @retoxdoctor Mine too! http://bit.ly/7VqedJ
  10. RT @MattTempest: First doctor to treat JFK in Dallas has died. Aged 80. Of lung cancer. Suspicious...
  11. RT @flidby: This really is the best bloopers video ever. You must watch it to the end. (...) http://tinyurl.com/ydu92du
  12. I like #thethickofit a lot, but MY GOSH the cast and crew are doing their darndest to change my mind. Shut up! I know it's on! I will watch!
  13. I think I actually want this http://bit.ly/7WQKII
  14. @sladey66 I'm only online during the week, so I get killed all weekend and lose all my money and it's rubbish.
  15. @Pisci Hahahahaha! That has brightened up my morning very much, thank you.
  16. @EchoBazaar Help! I opted out of K&C yesterday and since then I've been killed 5 times and had 19 pennies stolen.
  17. @EmilyStAubert @MrMoth Me too. Difficult balance between leaping in w paranoid accusations or waiting until s/he says something horrific.
  18. Note: if you send me an email marked "high importance" about something which I know isn't happening until January, I won't read it.
  19. Oops, cockpiss joke should have been credited to @JimJeroo
  20. RT @Scriblit 90% of plane crashes are caused by pilot accidentally calling cockpit the 'cockpiss' then laughing the plane into the sea