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elphabas

  1. @idinamenzel HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PERFECT ANGEL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! (: (: (: (: (:
  2. every year at my school the police department puts on a prom re-enactment in which there's a car crash due to drunk driving and it's today
  3. ims s cframigng teh les mis mvoei isod going tob be so gOOD
  4. @diarrens @blaineandersobs @pezbeary houston we have a problem
  5. @blainegotback HehHehHAHA EHEHA IM CACKLING LIKE A HYENA twitter.com/elphabas/statu…
  6. @blainegotback i jaajust CRACKED IYUP OH MAN
  7. leslie and abbie poop twice a day
  8. attention everyone pls answer my poll i need it for science
  9. @diarrens @pezbeary i hear you're both bored pls answer my poll
  10. @blaineanderperf love u jill
  11. poll: how many times do you poop a day? A) 1 B) 2 C) 3 D) 4+ times
  12. #50thingsihate when hard ice cream bends my spoon
  13. #50thingsihate fruit that isnt seedless
  14. #50thingsihate standing in lines