eloyexperience
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What should I order at Jason's Deli this week?
10:42 AM Oct 3rd
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Shhh!
8:51 AM Sep 22nd
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craving Orange Julius! Does that franchise even exist anymore?
3:14 PM Sep 16th
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had a morning full of music, poetry, mystery, and science fiction
8:08 AM Sep 12th
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slep in til 6:00 am. It was glorious.
8:34 AM Sep 11th
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still amused by the Romanian coworker who always wears pantyhose underneath her slacks - regardless of how hot it is outside.
9:12 AM Sep 10th
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was just a skinny ladNever knew no good from badBut I knew life before I left my nurseryLeft alone with big fat fannyShe was such a naug
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9:00 PM Sep 9th
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forgot what day it was. For the record: today's Wednesday, right?
5:59 AM Sep 9th
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decided it was time for a name change: MELOY CYRUS! Now where the hell is my TV show and record deal already?
1:25 PM Sep 7th
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"What's my motherscratchin' name...?" E-L-O-Y!
9:02 AM Sep 7th
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Everyone I know has a big "But...?" C'mon, Simone, let's talk about YOUR big "But"
3:22 PM Sep 6th
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craving some cookie dough!
1:15 PM Sep 6th
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Just added myself to the twitter directory under:
9:55 PM Sep 5th
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"Disney, keep your lousy mitts off Marvel! Go buy D.C. Comics instead... its comic book franchise doesn't mind being family friendly."
7:36 AM Sep 4th
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just finished a 5 min conversation. But I'm too sleep deprived to even remember what the hades we were talking about
6:15 AM Sep 4th
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said, "Hey yeah yeah yeah! Hey yeah yeah!"... I said, "Hey! What's goin' on?"
3:19 PM Sep 3rd
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going to pump it for Beardo
12:43 PM Sep 3rd
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hoping that tonight is the final night of auditions
12:34 PM Sep 3rd
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wondered how the final chapter was going to start. Then Liam showed up last night, wearing his old kilt... behold the return of Gollum!
8:12 AM Sep 3rd
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I think the Contours might be stalking me. Ever since their concert w/ Dallas Symphony last Sat - their tunes have popped up everywhere I go
8:22 AM Sep 2nd
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