elmyraduff
- @Girl_In_A_Box Awww, and I bet you your animals repay you in kind! "I love caaats, I love kitties, squeeze them into itty bitties..."12:49 AM Apr 28th from web in reply to Girl_In_A_Box
- @rediscover_me Hey, I'm not pretending! Though your rabbit ears did trick me into thinking you were Babs. Sorry!10:50 PM Apr 24th from web in reply to rediscover_me
- @Zc456 Did I scare you when you were a child? I apologize! I was only trying to love, love, LOVE!1:22 PM Aug 20th, 2008 from web
- Sleeping all day -- when my kitties do it, it's ADORABLE. When I do it, I get served an eviction notice. WTF?1:15 PM Aug 20th, 2008 from web
- Saw Monty in line for an iPhone yesterday. Little hearts started floating above my head. God I hate it when they give away my crushes!11:07 AM Jul 12th, 2008 from web
- Tried to contact Babs and Buster for a resume reference. They said I was a lame villain and a pushover. Motherf*ckers will pay.11:05 AM Jul 12th, 2008 from web
- How do I apply for a job when my only work experience is snuggling animals until they choke? Ill just use "Pet population control expert."6:15 PM Jul 7th, 2008 from web
- @joshlewis You're just jealous!! :-P5:11 PM Jul 6th, 2008 from web in reply to joshlewis
- Monty's just opened another venture capital startup. Sigh... sounds nice. But working for an ex-boyfriend?5:10 PM Jul 6th, 2008 from web
- I hate this job and all you stupid woopid whiney biney silly willy douchebags that come with it.10:13 AM Jul 5th, 2008 from web
- Pluk stole my Gucci purse! MALLARD BASTARD! What does he need cash for, he's the one w/his own show! Oh it's DUCK season up in here. >:-(5:18 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from web
- @DannyTRS I love pandas! I want to cuddle and snuggle and squeeze them until they DIE!!!! ...What's kung-fu?5:06 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from web in reply to DannyTRS
- Think I got through to Plucky: had to bat my wittle lashes and threatened to kiss him, but that might be another charge.5:05 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from web
- Meeting with Plucky at lunch, haven't seen him in years! I'll apologize for trying to diaper him if he drops charges. We'll see.3:49 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from web
- *sob* I just don't understand why Uncle Elmer is so prejudiced against animals!! Considering being a vegan just to piss him off... *SOB!*3:40 PM Jul 3rd, 2008 from web
- Uncle Elmer doesn't approve of my animal-loving lifestyle. Says he'll shoot the next wabbit I bring home. MEAN UNCLE ELMER!!3:35 PM Jul 3rd, 2008 from web
- All I said was "ijjy bijjy baby puppy wuppy cuddles!" Why do people suddenly think I'm retarded?3:39 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
- @CobraCommander Do you really command cobras? I LOVE ANIMALS!2:44 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to CobraCommander
- Another gerbil died today. Feeling a bit like Lennie in Of Mice and Men. Oh well, at least now I have a fresh skull for my hair bow.2:22 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
- Saw Furrball on the street and he didn't even stop to say hi. Actually I think he was running away. WTF's up with HIM??!2:02 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
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- Name Elmyra Duff
- Location Acme Acres
- Web http://en.wikiped...
- Bio I played a cartoon character on Tiny Toons for 5 years. I also have this thing for animals.
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