elmyraduff
@Zc456 Did I scare you when you were a child? I apologize! I was only trying to love, love, LOVE!
| Sleeping all day -- when my kitties do it, it's ADORABLE. When I do it, I get served an eviction notice. WTF? |
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| Saw Monty in line for an iPhone yesterday. Little hearts started floating above my head. God I hate it when they give away my crushes! |
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| Tried to contact Babs and Buster for a resume reference. They said I was a lame villain and a pushover. Motherf*ckers will pay. |
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| How do I apply for a job when my only work experience is snuggling animals until they choke? Ill just use "Pet population control expert." |
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| @joshlewis You're just jealous!! :-P |
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| Monty's just opened another venture capital startup. Sigh... sounds nice. But working for an ex-boyfriend? |
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| I hate this job and all you stupid woopid whiney biney silly willy douchebags that come with it. |
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| Pluk stole my Gucci purse! MALLARD BASTARD! What does he need cash for, he's the one w/his own show! Oh it's DUCK season up in here. >:-( |
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| @DannyTRS I love pandas! I want to cuddle and snuggle and squeeze them until they DIE!!!! ...What's kung-fu? |
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| Think I got through to Plucky: had to bat my wittle lashes and threatened to kiss him, but that might be another charge. |
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| Meeting with Plucky at lunch, haven't seen him in years! I'll apologize for trying to diaper him if he drops charges. We'll see. |
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| *sob* I just don't understand why Uncle Elmer is so prejudiced against animals!! Considering being a vegan just to piss him off... *SOB!* |
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| Uncle Elmer doesn't approve of my animal-loving lifestyle. Says he'll shoot the next wabbit I bring home. MEAN UNCLE ELMER!! |
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| All I said was "ijjy bijjy baby puppy wuppy cuddles!" Why do people suddenly think I'm retarded? |
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| @CobraCommander Do you really command cobras? I LOVE ANIMALS! |
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| Another gerbil died today. Feeling a bit like Lennie in Of Mice and Men. Oh well, at least now I have a fresh skull for my hair bow. |
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| Saw Furrball on the street and he didn't even stop to say hi. Actually I think he was running away. WTF's up with HIM??! |
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| Fending off more SPCA lawsuits. What part of "played one on TV" don't they understand? |
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