elmnt
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@ Does Apple plan on addressing the iTunes-keeps-opening bug (post iOS 5 update) any time soon?
about 16 hours ago
via web
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Ikea has furniture for people who are practical and food for people who have given up on life.
8:58 PM May 23rd
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@ @ Handy that you're traveling together because you're probably on the same TSA watch list. Makes their job easier.
8:17 AM May 22nd
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in reply to pattonoswalt
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"How deep is your love" now it's about 6 feet I guess (sorry)
10:58 AM May 21st
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"He saw it. He loved it. He ate it." RT @ Terry Gross interviewing Sendak
3:44 PM May 13th
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My girlfriend has this weird fetish where I dress in sweats & a dirty T-shirt and clean the house while she eats ice cream and watches TV.
6:56 PM Apr 29th
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Newsflash if you're one of the people who didn't think was fattening, I've got a diet butter sandwich I'd like to sell you.
5:55 PM Apr 27th
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@ cool if I just refer to you as "that 5by5 chatroom dude?"
6:41 PM Apr 24th
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Follow a nerd baby. Cheers Marco! RT @: Born.
1:45 PM Apr 23rd
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Please don't judge all draft-dodging pedophiles based on Ted Nugent.
1:26 PM Apr 23rd
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@ I ate refrigerated, leftover gravy once, thinking it was mashed potatoes, so, yeah.
6:50 PM Apr 22nd
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in reply to dolface
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RIP . If you're a web geek, you know how very important he was. Solid dude.
11:37 AM Apr 20th
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@ Zombie Tupac cartoon coming soon. Stay tuned.
4:45 PM Apr 19th
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I feel like you can really judge a university by how well they maintain their student library bathroom glory-holes.
2:03 AM Apr 18th
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"suspends" his campaign, so there's no longer a threat that our country will have to "suspend" its porn addiction.
1:28 PM Apr 10th
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@ Great newsletter! I made it to Austin, but a week later, haha. Also, love Life Below 600px!
9:44 AM Apr 10th
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in reply to LynnCyrDesigner
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@ hurrah! go man, go!
10:19 PM Apr 9th
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in reply to zefrank
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@ Yes, and I have a place in LA where I stay when I'm doing stuff up there. I split up my week. I'm BI-urban.
3:32 PM Apr 4th
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in reply to pablorossil
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Romney was in San Diego today. No wonder, I thought the weather here felt a little douchey.
6:28 PM Mar 26th
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Sandusky gets an entire athletic dept to cover up a lifetime of crime & my GF makes me get out of the car if I fart. Where's the justice?
12:17 PM Mar 24th
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